Worst pub in Sussex

[Gwylan]

Hikers Rest is OK. If you go on a Friday night, you might see Tony Towner.

Worst for me is The Cricketers in the Lanes. I was charged a shocking £5.20 for a single Jack Daniels & coke for Mrs Gywlan - which is taking the piss - the Harveys tasted like someone had wanked in it and topped it up with chip vinegar and it was full of the worst sort of trendy Brighton-types. By charging the prices it does, the pub's clearly going for the wanker market.

Deffo one pub I'm not going into again.

 

[aftershavedave]

the Harveys tasted like someone had wanked in it and topped it up with chip vinegar

 

[Man of Harveys]

Please assure me it wasn't my good friend Uncle Spielberg behind the bar

 

[cardboard]

the battle of trafalgar in portslade, complete dump
on the + side, you get a pint at 5 in the morning because it never seems to shut

 

[aftershavedave]

Please assure me it wasn't my good friend Uncle Spielberg behind the bar

sunday lunchtime 3-wank special?

 

[Parson Henry]

- - the Harveys tasted like someone had wanked in it and topped it up with chip vinegar .

I am not sure I would admit to knowing what that tasted like for comparison purposes.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Each and every pub in Shoreham.

And the cricketers in Southwick

You're stalking me round all my regular haunts, hope your'r not implying its the customers in these pubs

Personally I would nominate any of the pubs in Mile Oak, which is why I drink anywhere else.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

sunday lunchtime 3-wank special?

Isn't there a joke about a barmaid who .... ?

 

[Stat Brother]

the battle of trafalgar in portslade, complete dump
on the + side, you get a pint at 5 in the morning because it never seems to shut

Other than the Harbour View, is there a good pub in Portslade?.

 

[Del Boy]

Hikers Rest is OK. .

I used to drink in there when I was about 15!!! We will all visit ther when Falmer happens!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i much prefer rough local pubs to souless upmarket ones


weatherspoons is horrible, they have well decent beer there but they've still f***ed it up

its just BORING

the sportsman aswell, along with other "brewers fayre" pubs

 

[vulture]

i loved that pub,what years did you used to drink in their

1991-1998

 

[empire]

1991-1998

whats your name fella aint les is it?,you will know ruth and colin,and b4 that,trish and ian,b4 that john,all great landlords

 

[Del Boy]

i much prefer rough local pubs to souless upmarket ones


weatherspoons is horrible, they have well decent beer there but they've still f***ed it up

its just BORING

the sportsman aswell, along with other "brewers fayre" pubs

Does that mean you consider Weatherspoons & Brewers Fayre pubs upmarket??

 

[vulture]

whats your name fella aint les is it?,you will know ruth and colin,and b4 that,trish and ian,b4 that john,all great landlords

Ruth and Colin were ok.Wont give out my name but give you a clue Im a very good friend of Jerome and Sean Fowler

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Does that mean you consider Weatherspoons & Brewers Fayre pubs upmarket??

compared to a scummy local they are yeah


its more what they're TRYING to be that pisses me off

like that saqqara bar- tries to be the best bar in brighton but, well, its not