Worst Lager

[Goring Gull]

What would be your worst choice of lagers in a pub?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I don't know what it was, but I a had a really shite pint in Milan on Saturday!

 

[Goring Gull]

I have to admit i,m not keen on spanish lager much, Estrella, San Miguel or Mahou all pretty awful and chemically yet generlly priced up as premium

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Anything under 5%

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Fosters. Absolute shite.

I remember getting the cans with the red "Imported from Australia" label on them when I as a young lad in the '70s. Tasted so wonderful then!

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Anything under 5%

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Carling hands down for me.

 

[wunt be druv]

That Aussie shite Fosters,rapidly followed by the hang-over inducing chemical filled Stella Artois.

 

[AMEXican Wave]

Carling

 

[Gully]

Never was much of a lager drinker, but pretty much anything brewed by the Dutch, to have the Germans and Belgians as neighbours and still manage to produce bilge-water beer is pretty poor in my opinion.

 

[Amahwrang]

Don't usually touch the stuff me self but it would have to be Tennants followed closely by Miller, as far as I'm converned you might as well cut out the middle man and pour them straight down the urinal it wont know the difference!

 

[Jonno]

Hofmeister. Do not follow the bear.

 

[larsmartin]

Everyone will say Carling - and with good reason - but the insipid, unrefreshing and slightly odd-tasting Kronenberg is also worth steering clear of.

 

[beorhthelm]

San Miguel

seriously? one of my favorites.

Carling is awfull, as far as i recall, havent had one for well over ten years. Fosters is just poor, but can be refreashing at least. always detested Kronenburg, but one was brought for me at the Amex and the plastic cups made its funny taste go away (or they changed the beer).

 

[spongy]

Carlsberg, think its still comes in at 3.8%abv, whats the point in that, but carlsberg export is my favourite at the moment, not many places do it though,

 

[looney]

I drink real beer, all that yellow piss tastes the same anyway.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

nothing worse than shit weak lager......anything under 5% is a waste of time.......and when you're not even hitting 4% there is no point whatsoever

at least stella gets you pissed........they're missing a trick in their scheme to try and make themselves sound classy........they should just admit that it's not great, but it gets you pissed quickly

 

[Spider]

Fosters. All the cheapo lagers (Carling, Carlsberg etc.) are terrible, but Fosters also just has a really unpleasant taste to it.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Hofmeister. Do not follow the bear.

What did I say wrong?

 

[DerbyGull]

It's all rubbish. Why do you want to drink something that has been pasturised (killed). And then injected with CO2 to look like it's alive.

Horrible stuff the sooner everybody switches to the good stuff the better.

If I had to pick the worst of a BAD bunch then it would be Carling, followed closely by Fosters. And it's not because it low ABV, it's because the stuff is effectively water with food colouring.