Worst Film Ever

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Disney's Fantasia..... as a kid I was raised on great Disney stuff like Jungle Book etc and when my mum dragged me off as about an 8 year old to see this I was full of hope and expectation.... well there is no story as such and Mickey Mouse had only a tiny guest spot and for the rest its just a dancing mushroom confusion. Crap

ha ha ha - this happened to me as well. We never went to the cinema so it was a big deal - and it was Disney so it would be a fantastic story ................. absolute tosh.

If I saw it now I would probably appreciate it.

And we went to see it at the Continentale (I think it had an e on the end) in Kemp Town .................

But worst film was Bonfire of the Vanities. In its day a great book. Tom f***ing Hanks ? Please.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I feel it's my duty to add "anything that has Jason Statham in it" - whoever told that bloke he could act did the world a disservice and should apologise now.

His American accent... goodness me.

 

[brightonlass2009]

There seems to be alot of 'Fav' movie threads about....but whats the worse film you have ever seen

for me its either Twilight or Limmeny Snicket ( Jim Carrey )

walkout out of cinema in both

I'd have to go with Twilight as well. The storyline is shocking and Kristen Stewarts acting is even worse. Wanted to turn it off after 10 minutes, but my mate wouldn't let me.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

His American accent... goodness me.

Why start with the accent, he is totally devoid of character and very wooden.

 

[keaton]

Matrix 2 and 3
Tree of Life
Leap Year
SATC2

 

[NMH]

I never knew that. So if you don't like the film and less than 50% has elapsed, you can go back to the ticket booth and say "Sorry, don't like it, can I have a refund please?"

They then have to refund you? Is this true of all cinemas?

Cheers

I would think the rule should apply across the board regarding most forms of entertainment.
I'm not sure about concerts, if a group is total shite! There's probably some presiding law there too.
This was in the US, but Britain has consumer rights of course.

 

[Zamora For England]

1. Dead Man Running with Danny Dyer/Tamer Hassan/50 Cent
2. Knowing with Nicholas Cage
3. The Beach with Leonardo Di Caprio
4. Brighton Rock (modern version)

 

[Mr Smggles]

The Room. Check out this incredible acting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poQ-sUUf2Ss

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Hook





Well someone had to

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Independence day. Utter dog shit

Good shout. Am torn between Independence Day and True Grit.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Another vote for Nightmare Before Christmas. My, oh my, what utter intolerable crap it was. I can appreciate the fact it was the first feature length stop-motion animation, but that is no excuse for having a dire plot and the most mind-numbing, insanity-inducing music the world will ever hear.

Flatliners comes a close second as just genuinely pointless.

The Knowing was pretty good until the last 15 minutes. If you ever encounter a film with a worse ending, please let me know so we can hunt down the director.

 

[Wilko]

The Room. Check out this incredible acting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poQ-sUUf2Ss

This has becoming so LEGENDARY that it is shown all over the world with audience participation. I have seen it twice in London and it is LOL-central.

 

[Arthritic Toe]

Cliffhanger - far and away the worst film I've ever seen.

 

[Nibble]

In recent memory,Avatar was f***ing awful, it actually saddens me that this is the highest grossing film ever.
Indiana Jones and The kingdom of the blah blah was terrible, made even worse as you watched and saw Lucas and Spielberg ruining one of my favourite childhood memories in front of your very eyes.
I genuinely hated Inception, thought it was gash.
But far and away the worst filmI have seen recently and sat through on the telly was The Happening. Truly, truly f***ing awful.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I nominate TWO Tim Allen movies. Wild Hog's and Christmas with the Kranks actually hurt to watch, so so very shit.

 

[Frutos]

Dogma

Genuinely one of my favourite films, love it.

 

[Nibble]

The Room. Check out this incredible acting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poQ-sUUf2Ss

I'm sure I have been in a film with the guy a few mins in with the gun yelling "Where's the f***ing money". Can't see for sure but if it's him he kept this one quiet. Christ, it's awful!

 

[Common as Mook]

Mike Bassett England Manager.


Utter horseshit

 

[banjo]

Mumma Mia. Thought I'd be kind and sit down with the missus and watch it lasted about 15 minutes. Shite.

 

[Oscar]

1. SATC2
2. Invention of Lying (Only film I have ever walked out of. Made it to half way. Gervais and Garner waking up in a hospital waiting room together and saying a sickly sappy "Hi" to each other was as much as I could take.)
3. Magnolia
4. Avatar
5. Transformers 3