Words or phrases only used by tabloid newspapers

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

*insert name* BLASTS *insert name* for heartbreak AGONY.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooh, I almost forgot: bonked/bonking.

To denote sexual intercourse between randy individuals, particularly if in humorously public places or by minor celebs.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Why are strikers 'hitmen'? On the face of it, a 10-goal top scorer would appear to have little in common with an Italian-looking gentleman carrying a pistol.

 

[NF9]

Ye Olde 'Seagulls Swoop' phrase.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why are strikers 'hitmen'? On the face of it, a 10-goal top scorer would appear to have little in common with an Italian-looking gentleman carrying a pistol.

For the same reason that keepers and occasionally defenders are stoppers?

And midfielders "schemers"?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And a little rule of tabloid-ese for you: prison cells MUST, in all circumstances, be described as CUSHY.

Unless they are abroad, in which case they are HELLHOLES.

Occupied by YOBS.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The smarmy gayer out of Little Britain is usually referred to as a lothario. Him and George Clooney. Reckon it must be Italian for smarmy gayer.

 

[vegster]

Brits ------ Holiday-------- Chaos

these three can be used in almost any sequence with the addition of one or two of In/Of/For

I will give a couple of worked examples..

Holiday Brits in Chaos

Holiday Chaos for Brits

Chaos for Holiday Brits

add infinitum.

As a postscript if the weather temperature achieves "Scorcher" Level this must be acompanied by a picture of a "Hottie " in a bikini on either of Brighton or Bournemouth beaches. Other beaches may possibly exist but not outside the domain of tabloid journalism.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Oooh, I almost forgot: bonked/bonking.

To denote sexual intercourse between randy individuals, particularly if in humorously public places or by minor celebs.

Bonking is the main component of a romp. And romps must always be 'steamy'. It is prohibited for any romp to be just pleasantly warm, or only mildly enjoyable.