Women you KNOW are attractive, but you just DON'T fancy.

[Uncle Spielberg]

View attachment 17713paris = pig

Well its just me you losers. I am happy with that, no competition. Paris is all mine.

 

[smalldino]

What is cool about this topic is if you asked any of the girls mentioned to name an ugly bloke that they wouldnt shag, i know for a fact none of them would name me

 

[Gwylan]

Not to mention thick as two short planks. But then I suppose you lot wouldn't be playing Trivial Pursuit with her. So carry on

Actually, if a woman was up for playing Trivial Pursuits, that would ipse facto make her attractive.

Somehow I can't see Brook rolling out the board and cheese wedges though.

 

[Andrew]

Pixi Lott as well, not one that stands out..

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

View attachment 17713paris = pig

Welcome to Specsavers

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Bleakley looks too MUMSY to me. She's not going to give you a good time, she'd probably just make you dinner.

I used to fancy Christine but now that FAT LARDY waster has had his dirty paws on her I am not interested anymore. Her loss.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Tommy come on I thought you were a big tit man. I do like a nice titjob me, trying that on Hilton it'd be like slapping my cock on a monkey's forehead.

Nope, she's an all round oinker.

nah i've gone off them lately........i always get a thought when confronted by them that just won't leave my head......and that thought is that, yeah, they might be alright now, but give it a few years and they're going to be an absolute disaster zone, and this fills me with a sense of sadness and sympathy that i find impossible to get rid of, and it's not the best mindset for a spot of how's your father

you just don't get that problem with the smaller ones

 

[defrocked priest]

Too right that SALT gal is..

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I used to fancy Christine but now that FAT LARDY waster has had his dirty paws on her I am not interested anymore. Her loss.

oh, but you're absolutely FINE with cristiano ronaldo throwing his greasy disco sausage down hilton's MOTORWAY of a vagina?!

you're a madman

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

oh, but you're absolutely FINE with cristiano ronaldo throwing his greasy disco sausage down hilton's MOTORWAY of a vagina?!

you're a madman

Ronaldo is COOL however. He may be a tosser but he is a fine specimen of a Man.

 

[smalldino]

Ronaldo is COOL however. He may be a tosser but he is a fine specimen of a Man.

So you like Paris Hilton, Kylie Minogue and Ronaldo, OK getting the picture now

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I don't fancy Ronaldo but I have no problem saying I think a bloke is good looking.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I don't fancy Ronaldo but I have no problem saying I think a bloke is good looking.

neither do i, but i find him quite REPULSIVE to be honest

he just constantly looks like he needs a good SCRUB

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Pixi Lott as well, not one that stands out..

Oh no. You didn't just write that.

BAN HIM

 

[imissworthing2]

Beyonce and sarah michelle geller.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

PS I actually have no IDEA who the female in #6 is, please enlighten me.

Before you come on all High Court Judge, Edna. may I respectfully suggest a right-click on the picture, after which the 'Save As' option will often reveal the name of the object of droolery. Usually does the trick for me.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Pixi Lott as well, not one that stands out..

I can't see the pics but you must be joking right?


RIGHT?