Women you KNOW are attractive, but you just DON'T fancy.

[Uncle Spielberg]

why though? there is EVIDENCE clearly proving that she's really, really boring in bed

EVIDENCE

I have seen that video and maybe he was crap in bed. He did have a reasonable long schlong though.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

i think the answer to this question is simples....
You're all EUNACHS!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

why though? there is EVIDENCE clearly proving that she's really, really boring in bed

EVIDENCE

If you think shagging Paris Hilton could ever constitute as boring you have not lived my life

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I have seen that video and maybe he was crap in bed. He did have a reasonable long schlong though.

takes two to tango! if she was that good she would've dragged the standard up, the whole thing was about as arousing as waiting for a bus

and my reasons for not fancying her?

a) as already stated, boring in bed

b) she's a 100% twat and has absolutely nothing likable about her personality

c) just not that bothered about her face (personal opinion, don't get offended again )

 

[Paskman]

Cheryl Cole, yes she's good looking but I really don't get all the hype about her.

This

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Paris Hilton is rough as a badger's ballbag.

 

[seagully]

takes two to tango! if she was that good she would've dragged the standard up, the whole thing was about as arousing as waiting for a bus

and my reasons for not fancying her?

a) as already stated, boring in bed

b) she's a 100% twat and has absolutely nothing likable about her personality

c) just not that bothered about her face (personal opinion, don't get offended again )

All of the above. Plus she is an absolute GUTTER SLUT

 

[Lady Whistledown]

megan fox.......frequently tops polls like "top 10 fittest birds wheyyy" and stuff....just doesn't do it for me

Ahhh, gotcha. I'm familiar with her name, just wouldn't recognise her if she walked past me in the street.

From that photo, she doesn't look all that to me. Too much slap on.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

If you think shagging Paris Hilton could ever constitute as boring you have not lived my life

no, i've lived a life of reality

 

[smalldino]

paris = pig

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

What I will say for Paris Hilton is that her tits are AWESOME. I love perky little ones.

i am more than happy to concede on this point

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What I will say for Paris Hilton is that her tits are AWESOME. I love perky little ones.

Yeah and a fanny like an abbatoir floor.

 

[Gwylan]

Paris Hilton is rough as a badger's ballbag.

Danny, of course, probably has experience of badger's ballbags.


I'd certainly say Jolie, Hilton and Cole too. I can never understand the fuss about Kelly Brook either, she's OK but scarcely worth the drooling.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i am more than happy to concede on this point

Tommy come on I thought you were a big tit man. I do like a nice titjob me, trying that on Hilton it'd be like slapping my cock on a monkey's forehead.

Nope, she's an all round oinker.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Danny, of course, probably has experience of badger's ballbags.


I'd certainly say Jolie, Hilton and Cole too. I can never understand the fuss about Kelly Brook either, she's OK but scarcely worth the drooling.

Not to mention thick as two short planks. But then I suppose you lot wouldn't be playing Trivial Pursuit with her. So carry on

 

[Notters]

kylie i just dont get it

I don't KNOW she's attractive though. In fact I'm pretty sure she's a munter.

 

[Andrew]

This:

She is pretty, but I just wouldn't, ever.

 

[smalldino]

I don't KNOW she's attractive though. In fact I'm pretty sure she's a munter.

My point exactlythank you Mr Notters

 

[smalldino]

This:

She is pretty, but I just wouldn't, ever.

i was just about to say her