Women are SO f***ing lazy..

[Bakesy]

Why can't they put the toilet seat back up when they are finished?

 

[Giraffe]

And use their redundant brains once in a while

 

[Giraffe]

Just mentioned this to the wife, it didnt go down well......

 

[Taybha]

I best stay outta this one

 

[Dover]

Or the worse comment "Ooh! A man that can multitask."

Cheek! Just remember it was a man that invented that washing machine or vacuum cleaner, and guess what? Yes, he was multitasking

 

[Fixtures]

How come their mouths aren't as lazy as the rest of them?

 

[Don Quixote]

if they could get things done a quickly as they can "dish the dirt" on someone for once...

 

[Stat Brother]

Yeah, mine brought a christmas tree, chopped 2 foot off the bottom, with an axe, ("I can't use the saw"!), dragged it in, stood it in the stand thing, started to put the lights on, then said:-

'Are you going to help with the lights'.

Lazy bint couldn't even be bothered to finish the job.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Just remember it was a man that invented that washing machine or vacuum cleaner, and guess what? Yes, he was multitasking

I bet he didn't actually know how to use either though.

 

[Nottseagull]

Why can't they put the toilet seat back up when they are finished?

(what's happened to the clapping smiley?)

I was seriously thinking of not opening this thread because I didn't like the title; I'm glad I did now! With entertainment like this, who needs to go out on a Saturday night?

 

[NMH]

How do they complain about a lad going down the local for a few with his mates, yet they sit and watch soap-operas, which are mostly about people going down their local?

 

[cannedheat]

I came home last night and started to piss in the sink but I noticed that the girlfriend had left some teabags in there, dirty lazy cow.

 

[Janbha]

Or the worse comment "Ooh! A man that can multitask."

Cheek! Just remember it was a man that invented that washing machine or vacuum cleaner, and guess what? Yes, he was multitasking

Strange dont you think...as you say a man invented the washing machine and yet he always asks a Woman how to use it

 

[northstandnorth]

Strange dont you think...as you say a man invented the washing machine and yet he always asks a Woman how to use it

try and get a woman to programme the video or adjust the cental heating timer

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

try and get a woman to programme the video or adjust the cental heating timer

I can do both of those!

 

[Juan Albion]

I can do both of those!

Bit of a tomboy, are you?

 

[Taybha]

Strange dont you think...as you say a man invented the washing machine and yet he always asks a Woman how to use it

Get thy self int kitchen n cook ma tea wench oh n whilst thy is there do uz me pants n socks by ek

 

[Janbha]

Get thy self int kitchen n cook ma tea wench oh n whilst thy is there do uz me pants n socks by ek

Tay that was a bloody awful northern accent darlin! lol

 

[Janbha]

try and get a woman to programme the video or adjust the cental heating timer

Now now...I could do both of those things if I could keep the remote long enough, unfortunately you men seem to think it is a birthright to possess it! Anyway lets get back to football eh?

 

[Superphil]

Strange dont you think...as you say a man invented the washing machine and yet he always asks a Woman how to use it

It wasn't the SAME man, you clown