NMH
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Go on northstandnorth, bag is trying to impress you - an NSC match, methinks!
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Women are SO f***ing lazy..
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Go on northstandnorth, bag is trying to impress you - an NSC match, methinks!
It wasn't the SAME man, you clown
Oh yes silly me! Trust a man to invent something that is too complicated for other men to use.. ho hum!
What a
I am!!!
NMH
Banned
Oh yes silly me! Trust a man to invent something that is too complicated for other men to use.. ho hum!
What a
Don't feel bad, you're not alone as ALL women are
Not to generalise, or anything.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Then why are they both labelled "HOOVER"?It wasn't the SAME man, you clown
Although the hoover here at Bracknell Towers is labelled "DYSON".
Superphil
Dismember
Oh yes silly me! Trust a man to invent something that is too complicated for other men to use.. ho hum!
What a
Listen, he invented it so it would be simple enought for a woman to use, so he, and other men wouldn't need to. Seeing as they are still expected to go out and earn the lions share of the household income, it gives the woman something to do while he is STIIL at work, thus earning her the right to contribute less, while still enjoying the comfort unto which she has been acustomed. .
'sake
Nottseagull
Well-known member
I expect she is, so it's a pity she won't be allowed to work here
(nb bottom left notice)
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Freddie Goodwin.
Well-known member
" A woman's work is never done"
So very bloody true. mine starts upteen jobs and seldom finishes any.
So very bloody true. mine starts upteen jobs and seldom finishes any.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Waits in anticipation for Janbha to scratch superphils eyes out 
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
I expect she is, so it's a pity she won't be allowed to work here
(nb bottom left notice)
Picture by Notters.
That is a little bit sexist, isn't it.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Happy Christmas!
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
No, just clever!
The day I rely on a man to keep me I will let ya know! You got the hots for me or summat philly? Thought we were getting back to footy? You cant help yourself can ya? .....Bless!
Nottseagull
Well-known member
Tay that was a bloody awful northern accent darlin! lol
Nonsense. I even recognised it as being South Yorkshire!
It's not that they are lazy it's just even after 40 years of marriage I don't understand them. Yesterday 'er indoors announces that it's time this week to get all the Christmas stuff down from the loft.
So first thing this morning i get up in the loft only to hear a voice ask what I am doing. "Getting the Christmas stuff down my dear" says I. "I cannot have it down today, I am not ready" says the missus.
So first thing this morning i get up in the loft only to hear a voice ask what I am doing. "Getting the Christmas stuff down my dear" says I. "I cannot have it down today, I am not ready" says the missus.
*tuts* every true northerner knows you spell it like this....."eck"
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
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Well maybe if she could organise herself a bit better it would be
Taybha
Whalewhine
Kyn grim upt north jan lol
coventrygull
the right one
I wouldn't say my wife was lazy but when I worked night shifts. I had to get up after 4 hours sleep and do the washing up from the night before. Then cook the dinner and collect the kids from school. She decided to help out by buying me a dishwasher
I wouldn't say my wife was lazy but when I worked night shifts. I had to get up after 4 hours sleep and do the washing up from the night before. Then cook the dinner and collect the kids from school. She decided to help out by buying me a dishwasher
Its not that bad yet but at what stage do you think she will replace you with a vibrator?
Is it buggery tis great up north!!!