Wimledon turning into a turd

[Uncle Spielberg]

Wimbledon has the makings of being a complete TURD this year.

Murray struggled to win against a complete no hoper in round 1. 7 of the 9 Brits crashed out at the first hurdle. One girl got through but you know she will bite the dust today in round 2.

Murray will get to the 1/4 or semi but he is a country mile away from Federer. I reckon Murray will not make the final anyway. Federer is an absolute shue in and at 8/11 is giving money away.

Worst of all Maria Sharapova crashed out in the 2rd round. This absolute Honey was guaranteed to keep it interesting as long as she was in it. Now it will just be the 2, 16 stone, Masculin Williams sisters slaughtering everyone in their way and having another boring Williams final.

What a crock of shit

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Plus after the multi million pound installation of the retractable roof it hasn't even been fully used.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Plus after the multi million pound installation of the retractable roof it hasn't even been fully used.

What a f***ing waste of money

 

[El Presidente]

Wimbledon has the makings of being a complete TURD this year.

Murray struggled to win against a complete no hoper in round 1. 7 of the 9 Brits crashed out at the first hurdle. One girl got through but you know she will bite the dust today in round 2.

Murray will get to the 1/4 or semi but he is a country mile away from Federer. I reckon Murray will not make the final anyway. Federer is an absolute shue in and at 8/11 is giving money away.

Worst of all Maria Sharapova crashed out in the 2rd round. This absolute Honey was guaranteed to keep it interesting as long as she was in it. Now it will just be the 2, 16 stone, Masculin Williams sisters slaughtering everyone in their way and having another boring Williams final.

What a crock of shit

US makes his play to steal Withdean Wanderer's NSC 'Little Ray of Sunshine' crown.....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The only reason to watch it now is to catch a glimpse of the MILF extraordinaire Tracey Austin.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

US makes his play to steal Withdean Wanderer's NSC 'Little Ray of Sunshine' crown.....

Its true though K. Also it does not have the Gladiator in it, Nadal.

 

[Icy Gull]

The only reason to watch it now is to catch a glimpse of the MILF extraordinaire Tracey Austin.

Having thought about this.....I'd rather turn gay than have to spend all day and night listening to that voice

 

[Austrian Gull]

As long as the splendidly named Jo-Wilfried Tsonga is still in it, I'll be watching.

Oh, and Anna Ivanovic is far better eye candy than the screeching, preening Sharapova.

 

[Gwylan]

Wimbledon has the makings of being a complete TURD this year.

7 of the 9 Brits crashed out at the first hurdle. One girl got through but you know she will bite the dust today in round 2.

And just how is that different from any other year?

 

[Smythe]

As long as the splendidly named Jo-Wilfried Tsonga is still in it, I'll be watching.

Oh, and Anna Ivanovic is far better eye candy than the screeching, preening Sharapova.

Yep hoping Anna Ivanovic stays in a while longer.......
Who cares about Murray anyway.....hes not English......i dont care who wins as long as its not Murray. I think he said the same thing about England football team.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Us does have a point. In general tennis is SHIT.

 

[Gazwag]

The only reason to watch it now is to catch a glimpse of the MILF extraordinaire Tracey Austin.

You are so wrong

Very Important Wimbledon thread - North Stand Chat

 

[withdeanwombat]

Wimbledon turning into a turd ?............and the news is..........?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Wimbledon: conclusive proof that there are some people out there who are highly skilled in polishing a turd. Annually.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Murray will get to the 1/4 or semi but he is a country mile away from Federer. I reckon Murray will not make the final anyway. Federer is an absolute shue in and at 8/11 is giving money away.

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Have you seen the head to head stats between Murray and Federer?

 

[Man of Harveys]

The only thing that's "spoiling" Wimbledon at this stage is nothing to do with (Murray excepted) the perma-useless Brits that get so pointlessly focused upon but the absence of erm, the world number one Rafa Nadal.

 

[The Large One]

You on the downward slope of your cycle, Gareth?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If you only knew the half of it Alan.

 

[The Large One]

In that case, stick to moaning about Russell Slade and Tony Bloom.

You're well funny when you do that.

 

[NMH]

Can we expect the usual comedy tips for Wimbledon now, US?

You esteemed record on the nags does portend for more excellent face-flopping predictions. Start with the Wimmins, they are comparably simple to predict.

p.s. how many sets did the struggling Murray lose in his opening match.... or wasn't it adequate to just do enough to go through?