Will there be a bird of prey to chase shitting birds off the rafters of the Amex?

[Biscuit]

Sod the Falcons and Eagles and crap.

We need some OWLS.

 

[clippedgull]

I know that they have one in Cardiff at the Millenium stadium, and I guess it stops massive amounts of birdshit ending up on the seats and roof

Anyone know if we are gonna have one?

It's pretty stupid to be called the Seagulls and not welcome our feathered friends with open arms!

 

[Brovion]

I know that they have one in Cardiff at the Millenium stadium, and I guess it stops massive amounts of birdshit ending up on the seats and roof

Anyone know if we are gonna have one?

My daughter's boyfriend's mum's company has been approached about this. Just at the discussion stage at the moment.

 

[Trufflehound]

Don't birds of prey ever shit then?

 

[NMH]

Bread with baking soda should sort out the issue.

That will just cause a lot of LITTER

(not to mention the exploding crop of any hungry falcon wanting easy pickin's)

 

[Titanic]

Don't birds of prey ever shit then?

Yes, obviously, but you only have a few of them, not FLOCKING loads.

 

[Trufflehound]

Yes, obviously, but you only have a few of them, not FLOCKING loads.

Yeah, but their turds are f**king enormous. I got shat on by a vulture when I was in India and I nearly drowned.

 

[sydney]

you don't get vultures in sussex do you...

 

[Trufflehound]

you don't get vultures in sussex do you...

What about Murray's agent?

 

[hart's shirt]

Would a flock of seagulls be scared of one of those?

 

[VAL1850]

Somebody told me that the club were gonna use several of those explosive bird scarers (that Farmers use) & they'll be going off every 5 minutes, 24 hours a day. That way, even the locals will benefit from a roost-free home.

Maybe a job for our firework man - scoring every five minutes - cant be bad

 

[SUIYHP]

Wouldn't it just be better to get self cleaning glass and keep the Seagulls?


shame on you for even considering booting our mascot away from our home, learn to adapt to them instead of forcing them away

I guess the trouble is seagull poo sticks like plaster

 

[Gangsta]

Local Gun Club?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Sod the Falcons and Eagles and crap.

We need some OWLS.

Once on a holiday weekend with a lovely girlfriend in Spain, possibly our first real long-weekend spent together, i had to pretend the stenchly anal hoots that pored through the paper-thin bathroom walls to her ears were the mournful cries of an owl i'd seen circling above moments earlier. She didn't buy it.

I'd, for the Amex, get an absolute Bustard.

 

[ferring seagull]

We don't want owls - we had those last weekend

 

[Meade's Ball]

We don't want owls - we had those last weekend

Stewed or fried?

 

[ferring seagull]

I think even the Sheffield Manager agreed they were well ROASTED

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Could be a nice little earner for some Scoomy teenagers making proper use of their air rifles and bb guns

 

[Screaming J]

Do keep up I asked Insider about this a while ago:-

Pigeons at the Amex

Pretty non commital answer though.

 

[Mtoto]

I was standing by a tree at an urban racetrack in the US a few years ago when a starling flew past just a few inches in front of my nose, letting out cries of distress. One second later, a bloody immense Harris Hawk went crashing after it into the depths of the tree, and the noises that emerged as it went about its business would have persuaded most starlings in a two-mile radius that it might be time to move on.
I've seen Harris Hawks in the middle of Miami too, and there is a Red Kite every 50 yards around the M40 corridor these days, so I'm sure they'd do just as well along the A27 bypass if a few could be introduced.