Will I ever kiss a girl again?

[Les Biehn]

Well, it's been 4 months and nothing. I would say this has to be my biggest barren patch ever. Now that I hardly ever go to clubs and there are no available fitties at my work I can't even see when it next might happen. Perhaps a poll will help.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Perhaps a poll will help.

Maybe. Although it would be unwise to limit yourself to one nationality, if you are looking to end this barren patch.

 

[Les Biehn]

There are a lot of them though BoF.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Too be fair the last one was a nutter

 

[Meade's Ball]

Try to find someone who isn't exactly like you. Approval from doppelgangers is always pleasant, but remember that sometimes squares do fit in circular holes.
Also, you're going back to school in the coming weeks, so there's no chance of living without some drunken lunge for long.

What style are you on the lookout for?

 

[Nibble]

will you ever kiss agirl again? No.

 

[Bozza]

Try to find someone who isn't exactly like you. Approval from doppelgangers is always pleasant, but remember that sometimes squares do fit in circular holes.

He's got a square shaped cock?

 

[Les Biehn]

Try to find someone who isn't exactly like you. Approval from doppelgangers is always pleasant, but remember that sometimes squares do fit in circular holes.
Also, you're going back to school in the coming weeks, so there's no chance of living without some drunken lunge for long.

What style are you on the lookout for?

One with boobs and a face. Nice to see you remembered I'm off to study Meado, start next week infact.

 

[Simster]

Didn't you say it was 4 months about 3 months ago?

Perhaps a doll will help.

It does sound like this suggestion of yours is probably your best bet, yes.

 

[Bozza]

Perhaps a foal will help.

Shocking.

 

[Simster]

Perhaps a mole will help.

You'd need a very small cock.







Oh.

 

[Les Biehn]

Didn't you say it was 4 months about 3 months ago?

Don't think so.

 

[Les Biehn]

He's got a square shaped cock?

I've got a cock?!?

 

[Bozza]

Perhaps a panadol will help.

Tense, nervous headache?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Perhaps Martin Jol will help.

He may have plenty of spare time soon, so you never know.

 

[Meade's Ball]

One with boobs and a face. Nice to see you remembered I'm off to study Meado, start next week infact.

I have boobs and a face. A-lass i am unavailable.

Surely you are allowed to do something about the teachers/dons you fancy nowadays and they have to show interest in the points you make.

I remember the occasional thing from another person's life. I wish i ever had the courage to finish anything and give up something to restart for something finer, more fulfilling and certifiable, so all the best to you Les.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Im sure you will mate.

At the moment you are like Ian Rush in his Leeds United era.

Soon the goals will start flowing like Michael Owen mate.

 

[Badger]

Does the girl having to be a willing participent in the kiss? If not then I don't see the problem!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Maybe a hot Gunther will help?


Then again, probably not in the kissing department.

 

[Les Biehn]

I have boobs and a face. A-lass i am unavailable.

Surely you are allowed to do something about the teachers/dons you fancy nowadays and they have to show interest in the points you make.

I remember the occasional thing from another person's life. I wish i ever had the courage to finish anything and give up something to restart for something finer, more fulfilling and certifiable, so all the best to you Les.

You properly with the Spanish Lady now Meado?