Wife Swap

[oapdodge]

What could you get for yours ?

 

[Adams score 0]

A fish bone.
Or an empty bean can.

 

[oapdodge]

No chance

 

[Adams score 0]

No i would have to pay that

 

[oapdodge]

Still don't want her.

 

[Adams score 0]

Can not say i blame you.

 

[Bry Nylon]

(On Monday on a booze cruise I was asked by three very dodgy Iraqi's or were they Afghan's if they could get a lift in the boot of my car - I shit you not !) I had just come out of the Carrefour laden with beer & wine.


you should have said "sure, jump in lads!" and then driven the fuckers to Baghdad. (A bit out of your way, admittedly, but worth it to see the look on their faces when you say "we're here!"

 

[Adams score 0]

Are you saying you would have taken my wife with you.
Thank you very much,but the bitch would have found a way back.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

At last, and I was starting to worry that this board was full of liberal's, all of the above has shown me that with intent, their's a fasist in all of us.

And there's quite clearly illiteracy in some of us............

 

[Captain Sensible]

f*** Asylum ****s. Shove em all on an Island off greenland build a wall around it and slam it shut with a concrete roof and chuck in one small plastic spade for the little bastards to dig their way out. Then just before they make it. Flood the whole thing with water and kill the fuckers.......No not really.

How did this subject come out of wifeswap? Bizzare!!














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