whos you local nut case?

[BHAboi]

For haywards heath its got to be fag butt frank

 

[Nibble]

If you can't tell who it is, It's you.

 

[dannyboy]

no, haywards heath is that woman with dayglo leggings with a basket of beer she wheels around. dances outside iceland and is deaf. i heard the story of her pleasing some local boys by inserting a bottle in herself in exchange for a beer. cant remember her name for the life of me

 

[dannyboy]

wish i had her number too

 

[BHAboi]

lol shes called bernadette complete :hammer:

 

[sir danny cullip]

Bernadette

 

[dannyboy]

thats the one , the lovely bernadette

 

[jcdenton08]

That's you that is. That's your Mum

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Anyone remember witch woman walking around Brighton?used to scare the life out of me.
"WITCH WOMAN"

 

[sod1]

no, haywards heath is that woman with dayglo leggings with a basket of beer she wheels around. dances outside iceland and is deaf. i heard the story of her pleasing some local boys by inserting a bottle in herself in exchange for a beer. cant remember her name for the life of me

Bernadette Mcgoughlin , and her brother is just a crazy if he is still alive. She stabbed him a few years ago... oh and he used to follow the Albion

 

[minnieme]

Eddie Dawes

 

[fire&skill]

Whatever happened to Nutty Ted in Brighton?

 

[Nibble]

I live in Brighton, they are all freaks.

 

[Djmiles]

I love Bernadette. She sits outsite the Co-op all day waiting for me to come out. Mmmmmm Bernadette.

 

[portslade-by-sea]

I walk around portslade with my cock out and stinking of meths

 

[vegster]

In Bognor there is a freak with lank greasy hair in his 50's who walks the precincts pushing a bicycle with panniers adorned with pictures of Marilyn Monroe. He accentuates this by carrying another picture of the late Ms Monroe on the end of a wooden spoon and taking great delight in kissing it frequently in front of all and sundry.

 

[Nibble]

I walk around Portslade with my meths out and stinking of cock.

 

[vegster]

I walk around Portslade with my meths out and stinking of cock.

Seems like thats quite normal for round there.. anyone else want to fess up ?

 

[Questions]

In Bognor there is a freak with lank greasy hair in his 50's who walks the precincts pushing a bicycle with panniers adorned with pictures of Marilyn Monroe. He accentuates this by carrying another picture of the late Ms Monroe on the end of a wooden spoon and taking great delight in kissing it frequently in front of all and sundry.

Did you know that MM had 13 abortions, according to a biography I read on her. Tell that to the man with the wooden spoon.

ps I have been to the Dark Star brewery veg and it will go downhill from now on.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There's a girl dances down my street on a regular basis of an afternoon, throwing clubby shapes to tunes that only she can hear.