Taybha
Whalewhine
Wardy arrives safley in blighty,though is furious at being loaned a open top right hand drive shag wagon
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Who will be the first arsehole to wear a facemask?
- Thread starter Lokki 7
- Start date
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
Well, I've always worn a facemask to the Withdean, you never know what you're going to catch.... 
siclean
ex hollingbury
- Apr 14, 2009
- 1,577
Well, I've always worn a facemask to the Withdean, you never know what you're going to catch....
i catched a ball there once
alex_brighton
Banned
- Jan 29, 2009
- 634
milwall fans?
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
i catched a ball there once
You did what?
Taybha
Whalewhine
catched-tis a word that girls use when they almost caught a ball,its very common in ladies cricket
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
i catched a ball there once
Lucky bastard!
The guy next to me punched one once, but I've never had the priviledge of having a ball hammered directly at me. 
Well, not at the Withdean atleast.
Exmouth Seagull
New member
James Blunt Cd?
No thanks, I'd rather have the cyanide pill.
No thanks, I'd rather have the cyanide pill.
Lyndhurst 14
Well-known member
- Jan 16, 2008
- 5,202
Wearing any type of face mask is useless as the virus can easily enter the body through the eyes - so unless you are wearing Weapons Grade Rayban shades it’s goodnight Vienna.
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
You may laugh - but I'm really worried. Here's my boy going off to school today; kept asking me if I was his mummy?
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,501
Most of them are entirely useless apparently.
They have actually procured a bunch of proper ones at work, in the event that any of us have to go and meet a Mexican flight.
Not remotely bothered, me, if your number's up, it's up. I'm statistically more likely to get hit by a car on the way to work, I figure.
They have actually procured a bunch of proper ones at work, in the event that any of us have to go and meet a Mexican flight.
Not remotely bothered, me, if your number's up, it's up. I'm statistically more likely to get hit by a car on the way to work, I figure.
Whitterz
Mmmmm? Marvellous
I just rang the NHS helpline to get more information on Swine flu. All I got was crackling....
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,501
I just rang the NHS helpline to get more information on Swine flu. All I got was crackling....
nail-Z
Well-known member
A newly developed symptom has you coming out in nasty rashers.
*coat*
*coat*
Hannibal smith
New member
I told that joke last night to my missus as she was bathing our 10 month old son.
''Really'' she said You don't think that's one on his back do you?
Women.
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
My wife thought 'swine flu' and 'man flu' was the same thing; can't think what she means?
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
I was on the 312 to Norwood junction yesterday and some asian guy was sporting a face mask! Very strange.
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
Most of them are! The best are the ones that make you look like a duck, I used them when I worked with TB patients - super unflattering! We used to have yellow ones of these:
Did anyone see the 6 o'clock news last night, when they were doing the report from the UK school where a kid had got infected - a kid ran behind the reporter wearing a full blown gas mask screaming!!
