Definately Tede, the cars, the sisters, the picture of her bum. She's one big cuddly bunch of sex on a stick.
Do I win a pint ?
There isn't one.
You just have to have the confidence to declare yourself so!
[Not being hideously disfigured and having at least some experience of touching ladies may help]
OK as a former swinger I declare myself a sex god
Former swinger? YIKES - run away run away...
No one ever ran away from me and the mrs
So then why are you former swingers?