Who is the biggest Sex God on NSC ?.

[Franks Wild Years]

Definately Tede, the cars, the sisters, the picture of her bum. She's one big cuddly bunch of sex on a stick.











Do I win a pint ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I am better qualified than many on here for this title, as unlike most of them I have actually had REAL-LIFE sex with real ladies, like.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I may be a little lonely, but there are special places where 5ft 3 glass-eyed dead dwarfs like myself can be appreciated and tampered with for minimum costs. When i first perished i worried that my body wouldn't be frozen as i'd livingly requested, and all of me burnt in seconds, never to be sexed again. But i have a strong, typeable feeling inside that someone messes with my 6-inch icy asshole every night of the week. Thank you Mr Molester, whoever you are.
I am sexy.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Gerbil

 

[Mr C]

Does this thread qualify as a BINFEST?

Certainly the gayest thread of the year :braders:

 

[Meade's Ball]

I don't know if this officially sells me or not, but today i went for an ultrasound as i wee too much for my own comfort and, ladies, i have no obvious infection or disease in my kidneys and bladder! I won't automatically cancerise you if i wee in our brief sex sessions! Form an orderly queue.

 

[John Bumlick]

my right hand thinks i'm a sex god because it keeps coming back for more.

 

[sir albion]

I am better qualified than many on here for this title, as unlike most of them I have actually had REAL-LIFE sex with real ladies, like.

You have to have shagged loads of birds and gave them the best shag+ various other things.Thats why i take the title

 

[Titanic]

I don't know if this officially sells me or not, but today i went for an ultrasound as i wee too much for my own comfort and, ladies, i have no obvious infection or disease in my kidneys and bladder! I won't automatically cancerise you if i wee in our brief sex sessions! Form an orderly queue.

We have a winner

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Gerbil

what about ME

 

[hitony]

what about ME

Yep....what about you

 

[TSB]

All the men I actually know on NSC, and there aren't many, couldn't come close to being called Sex Gods even by a blind person

Oh...

 

[dougdeep]

what about ME

If you say you're a sex god, then I believe you.

 

[Les Biehn]

I am better qualified than many on here for this title, as unlike most of them I have actually had REAL-LIFE sex with real ladies, like.

Thats lady Hans and she's your wife, she has to have REAL-LIFE sex with you, it's the law.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd have thought it was me. Isn't it ?

 

[Buzzer]

I am better qualified than many on here for this title, as unlike most of them I have actually had REAL-LIFE sex with real ladies, like.

ladies-like.

Is that one of them there 'realistic' ladies that you can buy from shops in Surrey Street? I prefer my ladies absolutely real with a 100% guarantee from the mail-order company that I can get a refund if they arrive dead or pre-op.

Therefore, I too am a sex God.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thats lady Hans and she's your wife, she has to have REAL-LIFE sex with you, it's the law.

You haven't got a copy of that law in writing, that I can show her, have you Les?

 

[Les Biehn]

You haven't got a copy of that law in writing, that I can show her, have you Les?

I wish I could help Hans. Well not literally.

 

[Trufflehound]

This one:

Oh I see... You said GOD.

My mistake. Carry on.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I'd put a pic up to prove i'm not hideous but i fear i might be mocked.