Who is that Scottish guy in the ticket office?

[Easy 10]

I then phoned up about 9.05 on the Saturday morning, and I got about 10 words into my story and he correctly guessed it was me because he'd already seen my email

Or more likely you were about the two-thousandth person who had phoned up with the same problem, ie not realising the club had changed everyones MEMBERSHIP numbers without TELLING anyone...

That caught me with my trousers round my ankles as well.
Well, that and something else.

 

[surrey jim]

A regular down the Celtic supporters club to boot

Well nobody's perfect !!

 

[Mendoza]

I heard he invented the ipod

 

[Man of Harveys]

I've always admired the way that he single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall.

 

[The Large One]

His walk on the moon without the assistance of oxygen was pretty impressive.

 

[Mendoza]

He also holds the world record for pogo sticking BACKWARDS along the Great Wall of China

 

[The Large One]

Wasn't he offered the seat of the Duchy of Luxembourg?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Expecting twins as well, I heard

 

[Gritt23]

Or more likely you were about the two-thousandth person who had phoned up with the same problem, ie not realising the club had changed everyones MEMBERSHIP numbers without TELLING anyone...

I'm sure that is why he was so quick with the solution, but he did actually break in to what I was saying and said "is that Mark?", so no, he REALLY did recognise my call from my email.

Top stuff.

 

[Gonzo]

I heard he single handedly took down the Akkadian Empire.

 

[Easy 10]

And ye did the Sassanach ticketmeister not say unto thee: "Yes Lord Bracknell, the Albion DVD's for the first half of the season shalt bequeath thine hallowed stocking on or before the Eve of my coming to be..."

 

[hans kraay fan club]

But I still don't get it. The ticket office is SHIT, isn't it?

 

[fire&skill]

I love him.

Indeed. I'm also led to believe he discovered Penicillin, invented the internal combustion engine, was the first man on the moon and brokered the Northern Ireland Peace accord.

Moving away from the hilarity of my rampant sarcasm he is a very nice chap. As is the hairy man with the specs.

 

[Storer68]

sold me a ticket yesterday.

Which is more than the "Tickets Online" facility would do!:US::US:

 

[Gonzo]

Wasn't he responsible for the toppling of the Berlin Wall?

 

[KNC]

I hear The Stig has a poster of him on his wall, and that he has a CD of him saying, 'Hello, your through to the Brighton & Hove Albion ticket office' in his car......on a loop!!!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Wasn't he responsible for the toppling of the Berlin Wall?

Single-handedly the story goes

 

[webbyson]

Is he not the next Dr Who?

 

[essbee]

Arise.........

Sir McTicket!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I wonder if he'll still be this popular at the end of next week.

Feel so sorry for him and the staff there, they'll have to deal with 7000 fairweather dicks in the next fortnight...