Who do you want to OPEN the AMECS?

[Hunting 784561]

Al Gore on PowerPoint ( AV'd up to the Jumbotron screens), with Sister Wendy alongside, playing Sussex by the Sea on harmonica.

 

[NS Herald]

A Honey Badger (tame one of course)

 

[Seagull27]

Can't believe no-one's suggested Steve Claridge.

 

[Jerryatric]

Norman Baker

 

[Superphil]

Dick Knight
Steve Gritt
Paul Samrah
Robbie Reinault
Martin Perry
Tony Bloom
Gus Poyet
John Prescott

All holding one huge pair of scissors together.

 

[Gangsta]

Norman Baker

...hung from a giant Cherrypicker outside the West Stand and cerimoniously smashed against the side of the ground like a big bottle of Champagne ( but looking more like a sack of shit).

 

[Marc1901]

Peter Ward, Bobby Z, Dick Knight and Tony Bloom.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

1066Seagull with safety scissors, obviously.

 

[tonymgc]

Alexander Orlov, Founder of compare the meerkat

 

[clippedgull]

Alexander Orlov, Founder of compare the meerkat

Simples!

 

[Eggmundo]

Me, or failing that Gaddafi.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

The winner of a sack race from one end of the ground to another.....between The Lord Dick Knight and Sir Tony Bloom!!

 

[papajaff]

Elton John, Holly Johnson and Julian Clary.

 

[crasher]

Rastamouse

 

[The Wookiee]

Iggle piggle or Dave lee Travis

 

[kevtherev]

Dont care, but surely Des Lynam should get the gig of match day presenter on the first day when all the legends are wheeled out. After all his support for the club over the years, that would be very fitting as a one off..

 

[Hiney]

Louis Spence

 

[Flavor Flav]

Tony Blair