Who could embezzle the most from work...?

[Bry Nylon]

Following on from the story of the Eastbourne woman who has disappered from work at the same time as (rumoured) £100'000 disapeared from the company coffers ----

---- who here could better that?

Not me. I have no access to cash or computerised financial stuff where I work. I'll be here for some time yet!

 

[Les Biehn]

About 60 quid in petty cash.

 

[The Wookiee]

Alot

 

[Bozza]

Myself and Nail-z could have got away with a few billion on a recent work project. That might have been noticed. But we could have got away with a very lumpy sum and be on the lash in Brazil right now.

But we weren't hearing anything positive about their cider, so we gave it a miss.

 

[Horsham Gull]

would have to crack the safe but its do able,any volunteers we can form our own oceans 11?

SHOTGUN Clooney

 

[Woodchip]

Quite a lot, but everyone that's done it has been caught.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not me. I have no access to cash or computerised financial stuff where I work. I'll be here for some time yet!

Surely you could nick the state-of-the-art volleyball gear and flog it on ebay?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Re: Re: Who could embezzle the most from work...?

Surely you could nick the state-of-the-art volleyball gear and flog it on ebay?

But then we would have nothing to do all day....

Ps
Let the record show, I only played snooker TWICE all day. (It was raining, hence no volleyball)

 

[Buzzer]

With the aid of a colleague, I could probably have got away with £13m from my old employers. He set the payments up and I authorised them. We sent about £13m in one payment to the Pensions Protection Fund one day.

I swore though, that the day I started thinking about it as money rather than just numbers, then I'd have my authority taken away.

 

[Horsham Gull]

where do you work BN?

 

[Bry Nylon]

where do you work BN?

Essex Fire & Rescue. If you need some gear to cut that safe open I know just the thing...

 

[junior]

I dont realy get access to any money,but i regulaly find myself left all alone with lots and lots of GUNS,AMMUNITION,ANTI-TANK MISSILES,HAND GRENADES etc etc.

Would be easy enough to slip them into the back of my car

does this count?

 

[Horsham Gull]

Terrorist

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

i process european government financial regeneration claims. their coffers must be in the billions of euros. i'm sure, if i was clever about it, i could help myself to a few thou. when it's public money tho, my conscience kicks in.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

All the expensive gear at my place is screwed to the floor or walls.

However, I never paid for a single item of stationery during my entire educational career -- thanks to my dad, and school stock cupboards all over East Sussex.

 

[Jesus Gul]

I could probably get about fifteen Philipinos....but I'm not sure what their worth in the people trafficing market at the mo...anyone?

 

[tedebear]

One of my first jobs was a margins clerk with Deutsche Bank, I had to make sure that we had lodged all our funds with the Reserve Bank of Australia by 4pm each day. This entailed me initally walking down George street in Sydney with anywhere between $7mill AUD and on one occasion $12mill AUD in CASH - chained to my wrist in a suitcase. Did contemplate ducking into Martin Place station and going home with it, but thought that might be a bit obvious. A few weeks after I started they were allowed to change it to bankers drafts.

 

[Starry]

About £200 housekeeping here. Heh.

 

[Parson Henry]

Nothing that I would elaborate on here but but believe you me, in my previous job, I saw a lot of naughty little scams.

 

[Bozza]

One of my first jobs was a margins clerk with Deutsche Bank, I had to make sure that we had lodged all our funds with the Reserve Bank of Australia by 4pm each day. This entailed me initally walking down George street in Sydney with anywhere between $7mill AUD and on one occasion $12mill AUD in CASH - chained to my wrist in a suitcase. Did contemplate ducking into Martin Place station and going home with it, but thought that might be a bit obvious. A few weeks after I started they were allowed to change it to bankers drafts.

...but AU$12m is about £2.78. As we take great delight in pointing out to our Aussie colleagues whenever the opportunity arises.