Which little things in life make you smile the most?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Having a wank



Then realising you've run out of tissues and have to wipe your cock on an old CD cover

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Something that will make me smile is seeing Ronaldo hop on the plane for Madrid.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Having a wank



Then realising you've run out of tissues and have to wipe your cock on an old CD cover

I get this sometimes, I just try to scoop up all the cum with my hand then make a dash to the sink to wash it off. It's a nightmare when it gets caught up in your pubes though.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dude, just lay on your back and shoot it into your mouth - quick and easy.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Dude, just lay on your back and shoot it into your mouth - quick and easy.

I prefer slouching in my leather computer chair while my eyes are fully engaged in a video from redtube, which, by the way, is a fantastic site.

 

[nlf]

GAY.

What is gay about it exactly?

 

[house your seagull]

I get this sometimes, I just try to scoop up all the cum with my hand then make a dash to the sink to wash it off. It's a nightmare when it gets caught up in your pubes though.

that hand action is called a 'french cup' for future reference.

 

[defrocked priest]

When Doncaster beat Leeds. * Big Grin*

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I prefer slouching in my leather computer chair while my eyes are fully engaged in a video from redtube, which, by the way, is a fantastic site.

I find it better if you stand up while wanking to the computer screen, it just makes it feel all the more seedy, espesh when I offer myself little words of encouragement like "Come on baby, that's it, we're nearly there, OHH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS"

 

[nlf]

I find it better if you stand up while wanking to the computer screen, it just makes it feel all the more seedy, espesh when I offer myself little words of encouragement like "Come on baby, that's it, we're nearly there, OHH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS"

You disgust me

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

I find it better if you stand up while wanking to the computer screen, it just makes it feel all the more seedy, espesh when I offer myself little words of encouragement like "Come on baby, that's it, we're nearly there, OHH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS"

Yeah sound effcect don't goa miss.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You disgust me

The woman opposite me on the train said the same thing.

 

[Elder for England]

GAY.

You really are a shallow, pathetic person

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

You really are a shallow, pathetic person

GAY.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

GAY.

 

[Braders]

seeing the Albion score is probably the one thing that can put a smile on my face - in the massive scheme of things it means nothing but it does make me happy

the most annoying thing has to be people going on and on and on and on and on...

 

[1066familyman]

Sorry, would love to contribute, but having read the following :-

Poll: Is NSC a Fraudsters/Stalkers Paradise??

I no longer feel it wise to disclose such sensitive information.

 

[surrey jim]

smie: being on holiday, seeing mates i havn't seen for a while

hates: an un made bed, just really winds me up for no apparant reason
also hate a mess, untidy things and clutter

 

[footychick]

smie: being on holiday, seeing mates i havn't seen for a while

hates: an un made bed, just really winds me up for no apparant reason
also hate a mess, untidy things and clutter

You'd hate my house then.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Winning a Mario Kart race makes me smile