Where were you when I scored my only goal for Thornberry Middle School?

[Northstander]

I only lived around the corner from Thornberry but still went to IRENE AVENUE as it was called when I went.

Thornberry is Irene Middle!!

I went there!! Used to be shit scared of Mr Shaw the Science teacher!

I'd love to meet that fucker now!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Probably on the toilet having a shit.

 

[Northstander]

The memories of that place, like having to wear white or yellow swimming hats dependant on you're proficiency, an Outside fooking Swimming pool!

 

[surrey jim]

In goal

 

[NMH]

I headed ball, then post. Amazingly the ball went in but I was to concussed to see or enjoy the moment.

That explains.... yadda yadda, etc etc

 

[Hungry Joe]

Admit it NMH, you're in love with me

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I went to Somerhill. We were also hard enough to wear purple jumpers.

I was also priveliged enough to score a few on the Somerhill playing feilds, before they built Davigdor Infants School on it.

 

[Yoda]

Thornberry is Irene Middle!!

I went there!! Used to be shit scared of Mr Shaw the Science teacher!

I'd love to meet that fucker now!

No it’s not you pleb! Thornberry is Thornberry and hasn't been called anything else as far as I know, on Freshbrook Road, Irene Avenue is of Crabtree Lane.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I was in Orlando rehearsing some Wipeout with the other Fatboys. It had been my idea three wet months prior to transform ourselves from black, male Roly Poly wannabes to chubby rapper dapper dingdongs covering 50s white devil tunes.
I know mobile phones weren't physically in existence in the very early 1980s, or certainly not collectively available outside of prime ministerial sexual emergencies, but i was sent an aural recording of your bombing foray to listen to on my 18 inch Walkman. Good cheer you gave yourself, i thought. Was beaty. Some watcher called you Mad Bobby Two-Legs, The Cunter's Spawn. Unfair, i thought, considering your winning strike and audible smile.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I was in Orlando rehearsing some Wipeout with the other Fatboys. It had been my idea three wet months prior to transform ourselves from black, male Roly Poly wannabes to chubby rapper dapper dingdongs covering 50s white devil tunes.
I know mobile phones weren't physically in existence in the very early 1980s, or certainly not collectively available outside of prime ministerial sexual emergencies, but i was sent an aural recording of your bombing foray to listen to on my 18 inch Walkman. Good cheer you gave yourself, i thought. Was beaty. Some watcher called you Mad Bobby Two-Legs, The Cunter's Spawn. Unfair, i thought, considering your winning strike and audible smile.

At last, somome telling it as it was. The truth will out. Good work MB.

 

[NMH]

Admit it NMH, you're in love with me

Strange that you should focus on my innoccuous post, which was only a parody of an 'obvious response' Enough to start a whole thread - my but this is much cheaper than petrol for mileage.

Hmm, you are right though, there's nothing like a little extra attention to arouse a man.

What do you look like, do you give a good hummer?

 

[Northstander]

No it’s not you pleb! Thornberry is Thornberry and hasn't been called anything else as far as I know, on Freshbrook Road, Irene Avenue is of Crabtree Lane.

Oh Ok then...

 

[Hungry Joe]

Strange that you should focus on my innoccuous post, which was only a parody of an 'obvious response' Enough to start a whole thread - my but this is much cheaper than petrol for mileage.

Hmm, you are right though, there's nothing like a little extra attention to arouse a man.

What do you look like, do you give a good hummer?

It wasn't just the last post darling, more of the dripping tap effect over the years. You're right though, it was innoccous and I am bored.

What's a hummer?

 

[empire]

my son goes their now,they have the beating of oakfield every time.not only academically but in the sports department.

 

[Da Man Clay]

I went to Oakfield! Scored my first goal for them, A cracking right footed volley from about the penalty spot in a 5-3 win.

 

[Marty McFly]

my son goes their now,they have the beating of oakfield every time.not only academically but in the sports department.

That may be so, but he won't be COOL.

 

[empire]

hes cool alright,bha through and through. .if you go to oakfield your seen as 2nd best,the school is overcrowded,has twice as many pupils as thornberry,and has a very bad rep for bringing the chavs up to the level they are in lancing

 

[NMH]

It wasn't just the last post darling, more of the dripping tap effect over the years. You're right though, it was innoccous and I am bored.

What's a hummer?

nope, I'm not TALKING to you anymore

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'm quite cute though, pleeeease.

 

[Meade's Ball]

The Smashing Pumpkins once growled
Life's a bummer, when you're a hummer.
Life's a dra-ee-ah-ee-ag.