Where were you when I scored my only goal for Thornberry Middle School?

[Hungry Joe]

come on..

 

[B.M.F]

Probably looking at your porn collection

 

[ali jenkins]

When was it?

 

[Hungry Joe]

I can't remember.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

come on..

 

[Trigger]

Having a power w......................oops wrong board.

 

[Bry Nylon]

In goal

 

[Zesh Rehman]

not born

 

[Hungry Joe]

 

[Marc]

shagging your girlfriend











Edit: just seen the word MIDDLE in the title.....WHOOPS

 

[rospants]

in bed with your dad

 

[Hungry Joe]

All quite plausible so far. Kev?

 

[nail-Z]

Was it in a proper match or on the "Tarmac" during break time?

It used to get quite annoying retrieving the tennis ball from the car park/Freshbrook Road when someone scored down the Wall end.

Especially as you weren't allowed to fetch it without first getting an adult to supervise.

 

[Marty McFly]

Eugh! Thornberry.

Should have gone to Oakfield

 

[Dr Q]

wheres oakfield?

 

[Yoda]

Eugh! Thornberry.

Should have gone to Oakfield

I only lived around the corner from Thornberry but still went to IRENE AVENUE as it was called when I went.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Was it in a proper match or on the "Tarmac" during break time?

It used to get quite annoying retrieving the tennis ball from the car park/Freshbrook Road when someone scored down the Wall end.

Especially as you weren't allowed to fetch it without first getting an adult to supervise.

Thank you, that bought back some lovely childhood memories It was a proper match btw, an away game against Whitestiles.

And Yoda, just 'cos we were hard enough to wear PURPLE jumpers and get away with it in Lancing.

Where/what the f*** is Oakfield?

 

[Wardy]

I was the manager of the opposing team, though allowing you to score that goal was one step to far and I was sacked the next morning. I have not had the heart to go back in to the game since.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I was the manager of the opposing team, though allowing you to score that goal was one step to far and I was sacked the next morning. I have not had the heart to go back in to the game since.

It was a classy goal. I went up from leftback for a rare foray into the opposing penalty area for a corner. The ball came flying over to the back post and I headed ball, then post. Amazingly the ball went in but I was to concussed to see or enjoy the moment.

 

[Wardy]

It was a classy goal. I went up from leftback for a rare foray into the opposing penalty area for a corner. The ball came flying over to the back post and I headed ball, then post. Amazingly the ball went in but I was to concussed to see or enjoy the moment.

Damn did you have to remind me of the concussed bit? I still have nightmares of your parents shouting at me that it was all my fault for not having a defender to mark you.