Dougal said:cant wait to see the sports argus in the section where they print posts from NSC,
Its going to be filled with information on how we've all shat ourselves and where our Mrs lay their logs
readingstockport said:I don't. I have a servant to do that for me.
ChapmansThe Saviour said:A mate of mine APPALED us with his tales of wiping towards the ball sac. Why would you do that? Always AWAY from the balls.
British Bulldog said:Has anybody ever had to use they're opposite hand to wipe due to a broken arm etc.? I had to once & it's amazing how a simple task suddenly becomes unco-ordinated.
Dougal said:yes , i forgot to say i had a busted arm on the above when i shit myself. It's absolute f***ing torture
Clearly a man who knows his own anus.Hungry Joe said:Front to back with a finish of back to edge of rim if it's a messy one to avoid the above. Always check the paper after wiping too to ensure a good finish.