When you wipe your arse

[Napper]

When you wipe your arse , which direction do you wipe ?

 

[Captain Pugwash]

front to back.

what is it with poos on nsc today?

 

[Seagullible]

Front to back in case it's a bit sloppy so I don't get it all up my ball bag

 

[Napper]

cant wait to see the sports argus in the section where they print posts from NSC,
Its going to be filled with information on how we've all shat ourselves and where our Mrs lay their logs

 

[Shegull]

Everyone bored today then:

 

[jonny.rainbow]

One up - One down and One to polish.

 

[dunno]

cant wait to see the sports argus in the section where they print posts from NSC,
Its going to be filled with information on how we've all shat ourselves and where our Mrs lay their logs

 

[CHAPPERS]

A mate of mine APPALED us with his tales of wiping towards the ball sac. Why would you do that? Always AWAY from the balls.

 

[readingstockport]

I don't. I have a servant to do that for me.

 

[British Bulldog]

I don't. I have a servant to do that for me.

Your lucky, I've had to train the dog to lick mine clean for me!!!!!

 

[Staypuft]

Always front to back until clean or bloody

 

[Meade's Ball]

A mate of mine APPALED us with his tales of wiping towards the ball sac. Why would you do that? Always AWAY from the balls.

Exactly. A crack can be worked upwards and the lower back reddened and bronzed like a rudolph, if a wiping mistake is all that can be promised.
If i had a shitty bag, i'd lose at least 7% of my charm. A cacked back, just 4%.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Oh god I feel sick.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

If you just wipe Up you'll leave a small deposit of faeces tucked in the crack below your coccyx.

You need to come at it from both angles people.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Front to back with a finish of back to edge of rim if it's a messy one to avoid the above. Always check the paper after wiping too to ensure a good finish.

 

[British Bulldog]

Has anybody ever had to use they're opposite hand to wipe due to a broken arm etc.? I had to once & it's amazing how a simple task suddenly becomes unco-ordinated.

 

[Napper]

Has anybody ever had to use they're opposite hand to wipe due to a broken arm etc.? I had to once & it's amazing how a simple task suddenly becomes unco-ordinated.

yes , i forgot to say i had a busted arm on the above when i shit myself. It's absolute f***ing torture

 

[Staypuft]

yes , i forgot to say i had a busted arm on the above when i shit myself. It's absolute f***ing torture

 

[Silent Bob]

Front to back with a finish of back to edge of rim if it's a messy one to avoid the above. Always check the paper after wiping too to ensure a good finish.

Clearly a man who knows his own anus.

 

[The Large One]

I never bother wiping. I let my boxer shorts do the job when I pull them up. Then, hey presto, pop them in the wash at the end of the month. Peasy.

Saves a few trees, doesn't it?