What's your lucky lady getting for Xmas

[looney]

And I opened this thread looking for ideas, bunch of useless halfwits.

I was thinking something silver like a necklace, or maybe a f***ing bullet would be more appropriate.

 

[Race]

a box of chocs and a dildo

if she dont like the chocs then she can go and f*ck herself!!

 

[Train Spotter]

Mrs Train Spotter will be getting a new Albion Scarf!

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

My wife is getting me for a whole week (apart from Reading away on Boxing Day). What else would a woman want?

What are you all buying the love in your life for Xmas , my lucky lady will be receiving a Reading match ticket with coach travel plus a blue and White scarf thrown in for good measure , can't wait to see her face Xmas morning . She's been well spoilt this year took her to millwall for her birthday , happy Xmas everyone see you all at Reading on boxing day

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

On the serious side, she is getting a new kitchen in the morning. It is being delivered at 8am but won't be fitted until the end of Jan/Feb. I need to work out where to put the ribbon.

 

[rcf0712]

Nothing, I bought her a car a few weeks ago, she ain't getting diddly.......

 

[sydney]

she is getting RODGERED !! around 4 a.m probably......SURPRISE......!!

 

[brunswick]

nothing

 

[Durlston]

Expensive perfume. 50 quid a bottle.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

A chair. I hope she lets me plug it in for her.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

A lawnmower (a real one , not a ladyshave!) as she broke her last one. Who said romance was dead.

Bloody Hell, she must have a hairy snatch

 

[daveinprague]

Mines a muslim, so she is getting feck all

 

[pipkin112]

I can't say what i'm getting the wife as she reads NSC but we will be going to Reading And Coventry, so she can't say i'm not taking her anywhere over the Christmas period

 

[Common as Mook]

One right up the shitbox

 

[Buzzer]

One right up the shitbox

Great minds....

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Tickets for Great Escape Festival, M and S mini chocolate santas, new hair dryer and a snow jumper ( A reclaimed original!- this being the new term for second hand)

 

[Randsta]

A pearl necklace

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

A pearl necklace

Does this cum with gift receipt?

 

[seagullondon]

A slap round the face

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

A bag of sprouts.