Tesco in Disguise
Where do we go from here?
I bet you don't.
metaphorical 'n' tha'.
I bet you don't.
The FLATline on his heart monitor.
if by '6th formers' you mean people in education, je pose ma valise.
Do you mean J'ai posé ma valise??
Can I ask why?
Iraqi women are far and away more attractive than the fat northern slags that make up a Bernard Manning gig.
Bernard Manning went to the doctors.
"Doctor, doctor I don't feel too good."
"Here," said the doctor handing him a bucketful of brown liquid, "drink this."
Manning drunk it and instantly felt much better.
"Wow that's brilliant Doc, what was it? Some sort of tonic?"
"Naa," replied the doctor, "just liquid shit. All you needed was topping up!"
(Ok when Manning told it it was a black man, but hey, it works this way as well as I'm sure everyone will agree).