virgirlo said:farting loudly in front of someone important, or farting quietly and creating a stink in front of someone important!!
ben andrews girlfriend said:creating a stink and being quiet is definitely better, cause you can blame it on someone else!
The Northstander said:How can one cover up a fart?
There is a company called Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts. If you should be caught without your Fartypants, another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present, or complain about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the paper mill. As for the sound... if you are in a large group of people, act oblivious and innocent, or glance quickly at the person next to you, as if you think he/she did it. Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart. If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he heard a fart.
CrabtreeBHA said:farting loudly and following through....then everyone getting a wiff as you bolt for the toilet!
now THATS comedy!
Deano's Right Foot said:Would I giggle like a six year old?