Whats the VERY FIRST THING you do when you wake up normally ?

[Easy 10]

Generally, of a morning when you've just woken up, whats the very first thing you do just before or just after you've got up ?

 

[The Wookiee]

Have a pint of Stella!

 

[Kenhead]

i put clean teeth but ment to put drink something what a

 

[Safeway]

I scratch my rectal area DURING my sleep and have a wank as soon as I wake up.

Tried having a poo first once but the mess was horrible.

 

[Mick Beard BHA]

Being the cheery soul that i am, the first thing i usually do is swear loudly.

Weekdays i have to get up too early, wheras weekends i often aint feelin so good....

 

[Easy 10]

I went through a phase of slapping the missus if she'd done something untoward during one of my dreams, but she got the right hump with that after a while, so now I just curse her.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I start talking. I'm alone, but i like to have a chat with myself.

 

[Withnail]

I usually go home.

 

[Curious Orange]

Either bang on my alarm clock to turn it off, or bang on the wall to get my housemate to turn his alarm off. Then I go back to sleep....

 

[Vinyl Richie]

have a poo, I can set my watch to it.

 

[MRRF 10]

i put clean teeth, but meant to put breakfast

 

[tinx]

NOrmally Fart loudly, followed by a morning Poo about 30 seconds later.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

1. Hit snooze on the alarm (repeat x5)
2. Swear
3. Get out of bed
4. Go to kitchen
5. Boil kettle
6. Piss
7. Make coffee
8. Drink coffee
9. Smoke tab
10. Dump
11. Shower
12. Shave (on special occasions)
13. Clean teeth
14. Go to work

All in the space of an hour (half of which is taken up by item 1). Some items can be done simultaneously if I'm short of time, but I'll leave you to speculate on which ones.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Good grief, it's like a Nationwide league of Homer Simpsons on here

 

[Curious Orange]

1. Hit snooze on the alarm (repeat x5)
2. Swear
3. Get out of bed
4. Go to kitchen
5. Boil kettle
6. Piss
7. Make coffee
8. Drink coffee

Whereabouts in the kitchen do you piss? Is it something to do with making the coffee? 'Cos that's gross if it is!!

 

[Wilko]

NOrmally Fart loudly, followed by a morning Poo about 30 seconds later.

I hope you get out of bed first

 

[bhaexpress]

Actually the first thing I do is turn on the hot tap to get the water up to speed. Then I do my ablutions, go into the kitchen to switch on the kettle, have a shower, shave then get dressed and then I get a coffee.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Burst into tears

 

[berkshire seagull]

Normaly have a fag or jack off as always hard in the morning

 

[perth seagull]

After being woken up by an alarm, I then turn up the radio full blast or put on a CD to shock myself into waking up and crawling out of bed.