Whats the VERY FIRST THING you do when you wake up normally ?

[cheeseroll]

shit/shower/shave/teeth

sometimes when in a hurry shower/teeth at the same time. one time while working in the shampoo and cleaning teeth i went to far in with the brush (and i had a few the night before) so it was a simultanous shower/teeth/vomit.

 

[NMH]

Chase that bloody rooster with cleaver, for waking me.
Milk the gnu, re-attach any electrodes that got pulled off the monkey.
Exercise the yak, bury any prisoners that died in the night, and cook up some locusts for breakfast.
I then have a nice cup of tea, like any normal person would.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house. I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

 

[The Large One]

Poo. Big one, usually.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house. I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

PARK LIFE

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

PARK LIFE

There's no fooling you, eh BAG?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

you've got that damn song in my head now!!

 

[Alannumber4]

Check we haven't been robbed living up here

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ocasionally, I punch myself in the head.

 

[TSB]

put my specs on,put the telly on,then go back to sleep

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Then move the neighbouring cardboard box out of the way

 

[Trotster]

Turn alarm clock off and tv on

I would have gone for the 'have sex' option but I'm not that lucky

 

[Trigger]

Have a wee, have a poo & have a cup of tea... Can be in any order tho depending on what's more urgent.

 

[TSB]

Turn alarm clock off and tv on

I would have gone for the 'have sex' option but I'm not that lucky

same here
its hard not to after about 2 years non-stop

 

[graz126]

open my eyes

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Cough until I'm sick.

No, honestly, and I dont even smoke.

Please kill me.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Have a piss.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

Turn alarm clock off and wish it wasn't 6.20 am, fall back to sleep then get up 10 minutes later realising I'm busting for a wee, have something to eat quickly then drive (usually in a raring hurry) to catch the train. Weekends, lie comatose trying to listen to the radio.

 

[Braders]

put clothes on

if i don't people laugh at me