Whats The Funniest Thing Youve Seen/Done When Youre Drunk

[Mendoza]

Well what is it?

Today i was doing some shopping in a well known supermarket, when a drunk student walked in, and being urged by his mates, ran down the isle by the front door and dived from a good couple of yards away and rugby tackled a HUGE tower of Cadburys Cream Eggs, got up and legged it out the door and left a trail of carnage behind him

was so so funny and must be encouraged some more


So lets hear some more tales of drunken buffoonary!!

 

[Clothes Peg]

I have a drunk supermarket story too.

Last week, after a couple of beers I went into my local 24hour mega supermarket. Whilst at the end of the fizzy drinks aisle, I said rather loudly "Tranmere Rovers". I don't know why, and I wasn't really drunk either. I'm sure I got some funny looks.

That story is actually a bit lame, but it was funny for me at the time.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Well what is it?

Today i was doing some shopping in a well known supermarket, when a drunk student walked in, and being urged by his mates, ran down the isle by the front door and dived from a good couple of yards away and rugby tackled a HUGE tower of Cadburys Cream Eggs, got up and legged it out the door and left a trail of carnage behind him

was so so funny and must be encouraged some more


So lets hear some more tales of drunken buffoonary!!

Yeah, really hilarious. Of course the cost of such buffoonery gets passed on to the rest of us.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

In my local Tesco there was a 5 ft tall Lindor Chocolate Bunny

A couple of drunk men came in and 1 of them punched a huge hole in the bunny

Next time i was in Tesco the bunny was still there but had been reduced from £50 to £25

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Come on, who goes to the supermarket when your drunk? (unless you are getting MORE booze)

I nearly walked out of a mates house at 2am in Whitehawk naked and was going to sing I love Moulscoombe, but got stopped before I walked out of the door

 

[Frutos]

I nearly walked out of a mates house at 2am in Whitehawk naked and was going to sing I love Moulscoombe, but got stopped before I walked out of the door

Probably for the best.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Probably for the best.

I wanted to do it and another friend wanted to do it as well.

I still DO want to do it, but I have to get myself drunk again first

 

[Happy Seagull]

I once fell through a fence, but that might not be as funny as the time i managed to run through a hedge playing cricket when not pissed

 

[seagurn]

Broke me leg

 

[bhanutz]

Well what is it?

Today i was doing some shopping in a well known supermarket, when a drunk student walked in, and being urged by his mates, ran down the isle by the front door and dived from a good couple of yards away and rugby tackled a HUGE tower of Cadburys Cream Eggs, got up and legged it out the door and left a trail of carnage behind him

was so so funny and must be encouraged some more


So lets hear some more tales of drunken buffoonary!!

 

[empire]

i wasnt drunk,but when i was younger,me and me mates used to go to bejams,we each chose a freezer that was nearly empty,we would then climb inside then wait til some poor person to open the lid ,sure we caused a few near heart attacks

 

[Clothes Peg]

i wasnt drunk,but when i was younger,me and me mates used to go to bejams,we each chose a freezer that was nearly empty,we would then climb inside then wait til some poor person to open the lid ,sure we caused a few near heart attacks

LOVE IT!!!
Is that now called Iceland?

 

[empire]

oh yeh sorry,still call it that but its now icelands

 

[Bakesy]

I wanted to do it and another friend wanted to do it as well.

I still DO want to do it, but I have to get myself drunk again first

It's been nice knowing you.....RIP.

 

[Bakesy]

Where do i start?.......sod it, ask my mates.

 

[Marc]

I went to Withdean when really pissed once, that was f***ing funny cos this shit team in blue & whites stripes blurred around the pitch and lost to some northerners.....I laughed lots!

 

[Without Limits]

Far too many to mention....

Getting the food others have ordered at the bar and just couldn't be bothered to say it is not ours, (MMM McClusky's what a place)

Falling over the wire fence at the front of my parents house. The following morning my Mum complaining what happened to the fence and my nice jumper having a great big rusty wire mark over the front where i went ass over tit. I blamed the Holligans in the area offcourse.

Or a girl who liked me for ages who could not work out why I liked her best friend so when I was drunk I just told her. Ooops

 

[desprateseagull]

drunkingly misdialled on my mobile on new years eve/morning, saying 'i love you' to the answerphone at work, instead of my mum...

injured while out mountain biking- going down a steep hill, loose gravel near the roadbridge at the the bottom - you do the math..

cheating at the fair, and reaching over the barrier to 'hoop' a prize while the attendant wasn't looking- everyone else saw, but didnt say a word- i think the stall had to give out a few prizes, that night!

 

[bhafc4eva]

Drunk as a skunk on holiday about 3 years ago by the pool. I decided as i was boiling hot i would bomb into the swimming pool, tucked my hand under my knees and everything. Problem was, it was the shallow end with about half a foot of water in it and shattered my ankle. Everyone was in stitches for ages and had to wait for a hand to help me stand up.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Fell off the platform at Hucknall station.