What's E.T. short for?

[REDLAND]

Because he's only got little legs

 

[Trufflehound]

Still funny, even at the 23rd time of posting...

 

[CHAPPERS]

What's red and sits up a tree once a month?

Sanitary Owl

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Stat Brother]

What's the difference between a buffalo & a bison?





You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

 

[Silent Bob]

Can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

 

[Bigtomfu]

What goes clink, clink, Bang?





































Jill Dando putting out the milk bottles.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Because he's only got little legs

Can I be the first one to ask when are the fixtures out and when is kanchelskis signing.

Oh and where can I get GOSBTS ringtone

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why is a tractor magic?

Because it drives down and road and turns into a field

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Man in Indian restaurant

"What's Tarka Dhal?"

Waiter

" It's like normal Dhal Sir, only Otter"


That is my favourite crap joke of all time. My wife also likes it as I tell it every time we have a curry.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Man in Indian restaurant

"What's Tarka Dhal?"

Waiter

" It's like normal Dhal Sir, only Otter"


That is my favourite crap joke of all time. My wife also likes it as I tell it every time we have a curry.

Next time you go for an italian ask for testosterone (but pronounce it like minestrone)

 

[Marc]

two fish in a tank, one fish says to the other...













...how'd you drive this thing?

 

[Race]

what's black,white and boney?



mo mowlem's cat!

 

[chez]

Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

 

[Da Man Clay]

Fish swam into a wall.

DAM

 

[Goodfella]

What is black and white and black and white and black and white ?
















A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill !

 

[withdeanwombat]

Whats grey and comes in quarts?












An elephant.

 

[withdeanwombat]

But E.T stands for extra time.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Man goes to the doctors:

Dr. "What seems to be the trouble?"
Man "I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse."
Dr. "I've got some cream for that."

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Two cannibals eating a circus clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

What starts with a C, ends with a T, and has hair round it?
A coconut.

Two greyhounds in a pub, horse walks in and orders a pint. One grey hound turns to the other and says "f*** me, look, a talking horse".

What's the difference between a dodgy scouser and a crafty cockney? One's a bit whey, and a bit whoe. The other's just a c**t.