Stumpy Tim
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A man walks into a library & finds the bottom of some jeans on a shelf. He says to his mate, "that's a turn-up for the books"
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How high is a Chinaman
(How-Hi _is_ a Chinaman)
(How-Hi _is_ a Chinaman)
Dave the OAP
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Man goes to the doctors
He says " Dr I feel like a pair of curtains"
Dr says " Pull tourself together"
He then says
" I have this feeling everyone is ignoring me"
Dr says " Next"
" I also think I am turning into a frog"
" Hop it"
He says " Dr I feel like a pair of curtains"
Dr says " Pull tourself together"
He then says
" I have this feeling everyone is ignoring me"
Dr says " Next"
" I also think I am turning into a frog"
" Hop it"
Alby
Member
Who said the Yanks were stupid?
They built a city below sea level and filled it with coloureds.
They built a city below sea level and filled it with coloureds.
Alby
Member
2 Planeloads of volunteers left Liverpool this morning bound for New Orleans.....
To assist with the looting.
To assist with the looting.
chez
Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Woman goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, everytime I open my legs I hear "Show mw the way to Amarillo".
Doctor replies "I wouldnt worry about it, every !!!! is singing it"
Doctor replies "I wouldnt worry about it, every !!!! is singing it"