What would you say to god?

[Mr Popkins]

Wasps- what are they all about?

 

[US Seagull]

"Fancy a game of dice?"

[NB: Einstein insisted the he didn't play dice]

 

[Kryten]

wanna game of snap?

if i win, i take Earth, if you win, i will become your slave.

 

[rool]

that yorkie told me she hates you

 

[Mendoza]

Your sitting in my seat

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

why create hate?

 

[the full harris]

why create hate?

not meaning to enter into a theological debate, BUT I think God would probably say the devil created that!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

but if god created EVERYTHING, didnt he also create the devil?

 

[Safeway]

Shit. Does this mean I'm dead?

 

[the full harris]

but if god created EVERYTHING, didnt he also create the devil?

ooh, you got me there.

dunno the answer.

i'll ask a vicar next time i see one.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Just a plain simple give me some money so i can have lots of fun

 

[fatboy]

Are you the bloke that dresses up as Santa at Christmas time as well?

 

[Kryten]

Are you the bloke that dresses up as Santa at Christmas time as well?

and is he the easter bunny/tooth fairy?

 

[fatboy]

Seasonal jobs you see.

 

[US Seagull]

"Did you really tell George W. Bush to invade Iraq?"

 

[The Orange Seagull]

but if god created EVERYTHING, didnt he also create the devil?

Yes he did,quite why,I don't know

 

[chez]

but if god created EVERYTHING, didnt he also create the devil?

Some have asked: If God is good, why did he create such a creature as the Devil? Jesus’ words also help us to answer that question. Jesus said of Satan: “[He] was a manslayer when he began.” So when Satan lied to Eve, that was when he began to be Satan—from a Hebrew word that means “resister.” God did not create Satan. A previously faithful angel allowed wrong desire to develop in his heart so that he became Satan.



I thank you.

 

[mitch]

hope you are coming on loan and you get a brace against coventry

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Based on the other nights performance we will need a miracle if we are to beat Coventry.......only God could provide that........so lets start praying!

 

[Yorkie]

ooh, you got me there.

dunno the answer.

i'll ask a vicar next time i see one.

Everyone including angels have free choice. Satan chose to rebel and do his own thing.



I'd say Hello Dad ;as in 'Our Father'