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What would be your worst nightmare at Falmer?

Who would be your worst nightmare to sit next to?

  • Someone fat and overspilling their seat

    Votes: 36 20.9%
  • Someone constantly swearing at the players

    Votes: 11 6.4%
  • Someone who usually goes to watch Arsenal/Chelsea fan

    Votes: 15 8.7%
  • Very small child

    Votes: 12 7.0%
  • Someone smelly

    Votes: 35 20.3%
  • Someone who is constantly eating pies/chips etc

    Votes: 2 1.2%
  • Someone with a weak bladder

    Votes: 7 4.1%
  • Someone who always thinks they know more than the manager

    Votes: 37 21.5%
  • Other

    Votes: 17 9.9%

  • Total voters
    172






bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Probably The Complete Badger or Jimbo but I have no doubt some would say the same of me.
 




Rookie

Greetings
Feb 8, 2005
12,324
A fat smelly bloke who keeps moaning and shouting 'get it forward'. Worst nightmare at the stadium itself would be music after goals though
 


-gully-

The Flux Capacitor
Nov 7, 2009
662
Shrewsbury
Nowhere near whomever it is that seems to drop that horrendous guff that wafts through the southstand quite frequently. That ones better in than out
 






JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,029
Hassocks
Worst nightmare? Sitting next to a honey badger would be a bit of a bitch I guess.
 


Gordon Bennett

Active member
Sep 7, 2010
385
I'd happily sit next to the guy who currently sits behind me at Withdean - at least that way he wouldn't CONSTANTLY be kicking the back of my seat at Falmer!
 






Jonno

Enthusiasm curbed
Oct 17, 2010
766
Cape Town
The fat greedy pigs who can't wait until half time before going and stuffing their fat f***ing faces
 


Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,499
Disappointing. I thought this poll was going to name names :D
 






strings

Moving further North...
Feb 19, 2006
9,969
Barnsley
The fat greedy pigs who can't wait until half time before going and stuffing their fat f***ing faces

I would agree with that.

The last game I went to, the bloke next to me couldn't stay still for more than 5 minutes. He kept getting up, leaving, and coming back. He must have seen less than 25 minutes of the game. He would start in his seat, go away (with everyone having to stand to let him out), come back ten or fifteen minutes later and then get up and go again after no more than 5 minutes.

Very bizarre.

Unsurprisingly, he managed to miss every goal and major event in the match.
 






HG201

Proud Ruffian
Jul 16, 2008
2,621
Birmingham
A plastic premier league fan that hasn't been to a Brighton game since the play off final, and knows absolutely nothing about the team, or football in general
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,811
West, West, West Sussex
The guy we were sat next to last season, who we moved our seats because of this season
 




driller

my life my word
Oct 14, 2006
2,875
The posh bit
the old twat in block f row g who always moans boos and shouts swallow it ref every time he blows up. also shout get it forward alot.

if he is near me i will be peed off
 








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