What was your FIRST job?

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Selling ice creams & drinks from a tray at the old Academy Cinema in West Street

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Working for Birmingham Co-operative Chemists in a pharmacy in Erdington High Street.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Pundstretcher, two and a half months later im still there but I want to leave already due to shitty pay and the fact that the Head ffice cant sort out how much overtime I do and they cant figure out that im under the age of 18 and still in full time education AND still tax me

im now looking around for jobs

Is that in Brighton??

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Waitrose in Brighton great fun shit pay ........shagged loads of birds.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Platewash operator then Waiter at Butlins Ocean Hotel in Saltdean.

 

[empire]

shagging the 36 year old french waitress over the hot plate in my first job

 

[London Irish]

Security guard at Goldman Sachs - defending global capitalism was my first job

 

[Slowhand]

Harveys Brewery, generally just stacking crates of beer, or unstacking them for delivery.

I used to be able to buy bottled IPA for 2p a bottle on staff rates.

It seems like it was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away!!

 

[Beach Hut]

British Rail, Southern House, Croydon - not the best place to work in enemy territory back then

 

[Hilton]

Asda, and leaving tomorrow after 3 years

 

[Yorkie]

Accounts clerk in Coop laundry on Portland Rd

 

[m20gull]

Mushroom picker for Darlingtons at Angmering, now a housing estate

 

[Gully]

Waiter at the Roundabout Hotel in West Chiltington, slave wages and long hours in a nice location with awful managers but otherwise brilliant colleagues and a pretty good laugh trying not to drop food on the customers whilst learning silver service.

 

[Halftime Oranges]

Mcdonalds

 

[The Large One]

Labourer on a building site in Eastbourne where my dad was the site agent. It was the dormitories at Eastbourne College dead opposite Devonshire Park - while the tennis was on. Loads of totty walking by.

One woman - mid 20s - wanted to use the loo, so I escorted her onsite to the one set of toilets that had been properly plumbed in. My dad saw her leaving with a big smile on her face, and he just screamed the place down at me. 'What the f*** is she doing in this building site? Without a hard hat?'