What Type Of Army?

[Return of the Rev]

If You Had To Raise An Army Of Mammals To Fight Humans On The London Underground Which Type Would You Pick? My Choice Would Be Whales For The Obvious Reasons. Ie They Have Great Big Mouths And Have A Hatred Of The Human Race. Whats Your Choice,please Dont Repeat Choices.

 

[Frutos]

Whales would be a bloody stupid choice if the battle was to be fought on the Underground, given that there's no bloody water there.

In that circumstance, tigers are surely the way to go.

 

[defrocked priest]

Lions

 

[Juan Albion]

Lions

Lions? Are you mad? Do you actually want the humans to lose?!?!

I'd pick an army of baa lambs.

 

[Il Duce]

A legion of very hungry, very angry pandas. The metro reading f*ckers on the tube would think it was some publicity stunt by Hamleys. We'd kill them with ease.

 

[Return of the Rev]

They Are Killers

I Think Tigers Might Get Distracted By The Rats And End Up Running Off Down The Tunnels Which Could Be Quite Dangerous With The Eletric Lines! Whales Would Stick To The Task Alot Better And Could Talk To Each Other In A Way That Humans Could Not Understand.

 

[defrocked priest]

Lions? Are you mad? Do you actually want the humans to lose?!?!

I'd pick an army of baa lambs.

The Romans found lions worked very well against the Christians.

 

[Norman Potting]

Honey Badgers?

 

[Il Duce]

What, and humans can understand pandas and lions? I f***ing can't.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Stick With The Natural Born Killers

Exactly Thats Why We Must Not Use Honey Badgers Also They Would Be No Good On The Escalators,can You Imagine The Fur Getting Caught Up On A Major Assault On The Ticket Collecters! Carnage!

 

[Taybha]

I dont get the Question but ive seen amarican werewolf in london so ile go for werewolf and a pint of whatever your sniffing Whales ? ?

 

[Taybha]

try to google a whale pic whith a i hate fooking mankind tatt on its flipper

 

[The Wookiee]

If You Had To Raise An Army Of Mammals To Fight Humans On The London Underground Which Type Would You Pick? My Choice Would Be Whales For The Obvious Reasons. Ie They Have Great Big Mouths And Have A Hatred Of The Human Race. Whats Your Choice,please Dont Repeat Choices.

Is that going to be a question at the Bar Savannah on Tuesday night where they will be showing the Shrewsbuy game

 

[Giraffe]

Gerbils.

 

[sully]

What, and humans can understand pandas and lions? I f***ing can't.

I think Linguaphone brought out a course on basic panda, but I don't recall seeing a lion one. The whale tape was abandoned, as it was too high pitched and just blew the speakers, so it's a good call as it means no humans will have learnt their language. I'd be a bit concerned about the size of some of the tunnels, though.

 

[Return of the Rev]

You've Just Made A Howler

I dont get the Question but ive seen amarican werewolf in london so ile go for werewolf and a pint of whatever your sniffing Whales ? ?

ON A ONE AGAINST ONE A KILLER WHALE WOULD ALWAYS GET THE BETTER OF A WEREWOLF PLUS IF IT SPILLED OUT ABOVE GROUND DURING THE DAY THE WEREWOLF WOULD REVERT TO HUMAN,THE EXACT ENEMY HE WOULD BE FIGHTING. I WOULD HAVE MINKY WHALES OPERATING THE UNDERGROUND CAMERAS AND SENDING HIGH PITCHED SIGNALS TO THERE KILLER COUSINS!

 

[Il Duce]

Monkeys with Ebola would work too. It spreads to humans very quickly. NATO would be forced to nuke London to save the rest of Europe. The monkeys would win. I'd be surprised if they're not planning an attack in the new year.

 

[Il Duce]

I think Linguaphone brought out a course on basic panda, but I don't recall seeing lion. The whale tape was abandoned, as it was too high pitched and just blew the speakers, so it's a good call as it means no humans will have learnt their language.

Basic panda has just made a late entry onto my Christmas list. It will also take pride of place on my CV. "So, I see you can speak basic Panda..." - how impressed would employers be? With the credit crunch and everything, you'd be a fool not to learn an extra skill. And also, as I predict the pandas would win, I could switch sides by charming them with a few well chosen growls. And I'd get a job in their new administration...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Weasels because they are stealthy and CUNNING

 

[Return of the Rev]

Chimp Chump

I Think Monkeys Would Not Have The Speed Or Forward Planning To Take On The Humans And The Normal Attack Of Jumping From Trees Would Be Hopeless.