What To do when you fall for a girl with a BF

[bristolseagull]

Bozza, Nibble, why don't you just f*** each other and be done with it?

 

[bardo]

Same situation for me in 1973 and I just went for it. Now she is my wife of 32 years!

 

[Il Duce]

It may seem like a b*stard thing to do, but then again, the couple of instances of girlfriend theft that I'm aware of ended in happy marriage. It can be the best thing for all parties.

 

[Nibble]

This will not end in marriage.

 

[Uncle Buck]

This will not end in marriage.

You and Bozza?

 

[Bozza]

You and Bozza?

Bozza is a man.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Bozza is a man.

But this is Brighton...

 

[Bozza]

But this is Brighton...

Bozza is a man in deepest Somersetshire.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Bozza is a man in deepest Somersetshire.

Fair point, that sort of behaviour is probably frowned up way out West, in between the scrumpy induced hazes.

 

[Nibble]

You and Bozza?

 

[NMH]

Bozza is a man in deepest Somersetshire.

But the little scamp did NOT say he wasn't a big gayer - so I take this to be a bit of a 'come hither' post. Narrow it down Bozza, you big tease.

 

[Gritt23]

Just try to start something seedy and sly behind the boyfriends back. She may really get-off on that, and find you more exciting that way.

 

[Deductions]

Pay some whore to shag her boyfriend, job done, get riding my son.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Pay some whore to shag her boyfriend, job done, get riding my son.

she is a woman

 

[Arthur]

Fair point, that sort of behaviour is probably frowned up way out West, in between the scrumpy induced hazes.

Now if Nibble was Bozza's sister then that would be another story!

 

[bristolseagull]

she is a woman

wait, i don't get it...........she IS a bird? in that case you might struggle to pull a heterosexual girl, surely?

 

[Gritt23]

Pay some whore to shag her boyfriend, job done, get riding my son.

That's GENIUS.

Even for the boyfriend that's not a bad deal, at least he's not just lost his bird, he's got a free bunk-up along the way.

Everyone's a WINNAH!

 

[Deductions]

That's GENIUS.

Even for the boyfriend that's not a bad deal, at least he's not just lost his bird, he's got a free bunk-up along the way.

Everyone's a WINNAH!

I thought so but Dave seemed confused

 

[Dave the OAP]

wait, i don't get it...........she IS a bird? in that case you might struggle to pull a heterosexual girl, surely?

i think that is the whole point.......

young lady A who has sensible shoes , fancies young lady B who wears stilletto's and is in a hetrosexual relationship. Girl A wants to explore the sexuality of girl B but doesnt know if girl B is prepared to accept the advances of girl A.


we just want the pictures

 

[Seagullible]

Bozza is a man in deepest Somersetshire.

so do sheep come into this equation then?