What sort of relationship are you in ?

[vulture]

I have just come out of a marriage and I am shagging pussy for england to make up for lost time

 

[tedebear]

I'm single again now boys. PM me if you're interested.

Bilmey - that lasted eons?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Bilmey - that lasted eons?

About a week and a half actually.

 

[Simster]

No women should ever go out with me in the first place. I am a pain in the arse. Literally and metaphorically.

No comment.

Anyone fancy a dorito?

 

[Les Biehn]

About a week and a half actually.

2 weeks and 1 day. At least I can remember.

 

[Clothes Peg]

2 weeks and 1 day. At least I can remember.

You sure? When do you reckon it actually commenced?

 

[tedebear]

About a week and a half actually.

hmmm - ah well, can't get lucky all the time....

oh - in answer to the thread, I am very happily married to the sex god that is Zef, race car driver, engineer, and chief warmer of the cockles of my heart!

 

[Les Biehn]

You sure? When do you reckon it actually commenced?

I would say that Saturday I came round yours. That was 2 weeks and 1 day before it ended.

But we are staying friends which is good

 

[tedebear]

Anyone fancy a dorito?

Popcorn and a seven elevn slurpie please

 

[Clothes Peg]

I would say that Saturday I came round yours. That was 2 weeks and 1 day before it ended.

But we are staying frineds which is good

"It ended". I think you mean before you dumped me

We are indeed staying friends. Thanks for reminding me of that point. Please say I can keep the bendy Gully that you bought me?

 

[Zesh Rehman]

With partner but not living together

 

[vulture]

With partner but not living together

Does he treat you well

 

[wehatepalace]

Does he treat you well

 

[Les Biehn]

"It ended". I think you mean before you dumped me

We are indeed staying friends. Thanks for reminding me of that point. Please say I can keep the bendy Gully that you bought me?

Dumped is a harsh word.

Of course you can still keep Gully. We are friends afterall.

 

[rool]

Happily married yet curiously available

and discreet

 

[Clothes Peg]

Dumped is a harsh word.

Of course you can still keep Gully. We are friends afterall.

A harsh word, but true nonetheless. Thanks for letting me keep Gully. Only you know about my special relationship with him.

 

[rool]

Only you know about my special relationship with him.

Blimey, you have to watch those bendy toys, they have a habit of getting sharp bits of wire sticking out of them

 

[Les Biehn]

A harsh word, but true nonetheless. Thanks for letting me keep Gully. Only you know about my special relationship with him.

Maybe you want to think about the way you phrased that.

 

[tedebear]

Blimey, you have to watch those bendy toys, they have a habit of getting sharp bits of wire sticking out of them

Don't I know it - you should have seen the state of my bendy Gumby!

 

[Clothes Peg]

Maybe you want to think about the way you phrased that.

Oops. I walked right into that one.