what should I say if I see Leon Knight?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How about a song... sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas..

Leon Knight got left out
Most of the f***ing Season,
By the Patcham Roundabout
He was f***ing steaming,
Mighty was his strop that night
He Told Maghee "I'm leaving"
Going down to Swansea town
to do Lee Trundles Cle-eee-ning!!

Christ I must be bored.