what palace put in there programmes...

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Gangham style

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Fifa stats, Must be bollox, They gave Dunk 63 for pace
Chuzzz UT13 Preview

Shouldn't laugh, but that's very funny.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Fifa stats, Must be bollox, They gave Dunk 63 for pace
Chuzzz UT13 Preview

I pity El Abd. He gets 83 for mental aggression but only 18 for mental position (whatever that is) simultaneously making him the most psychotic and positionally naive player in our squad.

 

[00snook]

It's grammar..but you have already stated that you don't mind spelling so that's OK.

Excellent.

 

[Wozza]

Just to be clear, this is something that is in the programme every week, comparing a Palace player with an opposition player based on their stats in FIFA 13. They aren't made up, they come directly from the game.

God, what a DUNCE.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

I'll tell you what I love about our programme shall I?
The Championship tables.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Good to have you back on NSC, Selhurst Wonderland. I've wondered where you've gone.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Good to have you back on NSC, Selhurst Wonderland. I've wondered where you've gone.

Well that's rather lovely of you to say so.
I'm touched.
But not in a Jimmy Saville kinda way.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Good to have you back on NSC, Selhurst Wonderland. I've wondered where you've gone.

Didn't SW receive a 12 months ban ? or was he sectioned ? I can't remember which

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Why have they spelt Winifred's name wrong

 

[PsychoPaul]

LOl, I know, it was on purpose as the point was I don't mind it in post replies, I just thought it was funny to see it in the title.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Didn't SW receive a 12 months ban ? or was he sectioned ? I can't remember which

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.
Having said that.......freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nil.
And how do you fill?
Hey that rhymes!

 

[PsychoPaul]

It must be said Brighton have got some players with pace to rivial Zaha & Bolasie, however unlike Zaha & Bolasie they can't run fast & keep the ball with them...

 

[Holme on the Dale]

They missed off the most vital stat...value?

Can't see Liverpool and Spurs lining up for buckers in Jan.

That's cos he's shit !

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

That's cos he's shit !

No.Not shit just average.

In the same way that you will be when your talent is plucked away on day one of the transfer window opening.

Gus is making our lot look shit so no- one will buy them. Our season BEGINS in March.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.
Having said that.......freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nil.
And how do you fill?
Hey that rhymes!

And how do you fill? It's FEEL....you Donk!!