What Olympic sport would you invent?

[Simster]

Something stupid like Handball probably.

Harsh. Handball is COMPULSIVE viewing.

 

[Hillian1]

Javelin catching.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Javelin catching.

ITS BEEN DONE




YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Subbuteo. Tippy tappy style of course.

Conkers

 

[Seagull on the wing]

NUDE beach volley ball........

 

[Badger]

How about a sport where posh people prance about on horse, all they would have to do is WALK the horse in various directions on a square pitch and whoever looks most stuck up wins.

 

[Postman Pat]

Speed golf, it isn't about the number of shots, it is about the time to complete the course. All 4 competitors tee off at the same time and it is the person who completes all 18 holes first. No caddies, have to carry all clubs. Risk of injury being hit by stray golf balls.

Golf without clubs, have to pick up the ball and luzz it towards the hole, lowest number of throws win.

Handicaped athletics, like greyhound racing, competitors are started at different points on the track depedning on rating to even it up.

Tag-team boxing, no rounds but if someone is taking a battering they can tag in their partner.

 

[The Large One]

Two people smiling in a swimming pool

OK - how about...

Catching a ball on a big mat

Alright...

British Bulldog with a ball

 

[Badger]

Glassing

 

[Silk]

Can it be obscene and sexual?

 

[upthealbion1970]

Olympic deep throat

Olympic wedgie

Olympic farting in the bath

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Basketball on a trampoline floor.

 

[Simster]

Basketball on a trampoline floor.

Or Beach Basketball.

 

[Badger]

Or Beach Basketball.

I guess they'd have to use a beachball.

 

[Marshy]

Celebrity Fluffing.

Where the top 10 FHM Girls of 2012 take it in turns over 10 days to .......

The 3 fastest times of making me blow my load pick up the medals.

 

[Bladders]

 

[finlaych]

S.h.i.t

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

As we are in London, it has to be a Mrs Miggins Pie Shop pie eating contest.

Piglets to provide all the necessary sports equipment............

Unfortunately the Yanks will be a shoein for gold.

Perhaps we can alter it to jellied eels to give us Brits a competitive advantage.

 

[Hotchilidog]

Archery Darts. 501 with real arrows!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I'd have Tourball in the olympics. Great game, easy to play, invented in England!

Tourball