What Olympic sport would you invent?

[Goldstone Rapper]

Snooker or golf, but as contact sports.

 

[smeariestbat]

ultimate frisbee.
cross between american football and netball. cant run forwards with the frisbee, can go backwards but risk getting taken out nfl style, also person with frisbee can get tackled resulting in a down, again nfl stye. yards per down, series of downs etc etc, need to catch it in the endzone to score.

 

[countryman]

Athough I obviously didn't invent this one, I am going to suggest swingball.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Ultimate archery, where the two contestants are let loose in a Hunger Games-style arena with curare-tipped arrows and have to kill each other in a set time limit. If neither is successful, there is a 'quite lit-er-ally' sudden death shoot-off. In this event, clearly, there is only a gold medal, thereby also saving money in these difficult economic times.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Nice simple one...olympic nipple twisting. first to submit goes out. No reason why it couldnt also be done as mixed gender!

 

[TheJasperCo]

Ultimate archery, where the two contestants are let loose in a Hunger Games-style arena with curare-tipped arrows and have to kill each other in a set time limit. If neither is successful, there is a 'quite lit-er-ally' sudden death shoot-off. In this event, clearly, there is only a gold medal, thereby also saving money in these difficult economic times.

Pop down to Croydon for some target practice before the main event

 

[Gullys Cats]

Granny's bashing teenagers with a hand bag, the first to knock their teenager to the ground wins, also gives an oap a chance to enter the Olympics.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I think we need another sitting down sport. I will have a think.

 

[looney]

pasty eating contest.
Gurning
Insulting opponents flags.

 

[brightn'ove]

FIFA 12 tournement, lightweight class would use an Xbox, heavyweight would use a ps3 obviously.

Or.. A competition where you walk a horse round in a square for a few minutes... Nah that would never get in shirley?

 

[Horsham Gull]

fire lighting..just ask the Croydon locals how to do it best

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

24 Hour No-Shit-a-Thon.

Competitors must drink 12 cans of cheap Carling lager within 6 hours for the first leg. Points awarded for finesse (lack of spillages) and time under the 6 hour mark.

Competitors must 'enjoy' TWO spicy curries during this 6 hours, at intervals at the athletes own discretion. Extra points depending on the level of chilli heat.

The Competitors will then have 6 hours sleep.

Starting at 6am the next day, competitors will then have to walk for at least an hour towards a place of employment of their choice. No athletes may 'just pop in for a shit' at any greasy spoon/pub/friend's hosue. nor may they use any public toilets.

The person that gets the furthest without shitting all down themselves wins.

The current record is held by John Bowel of GB with a time of 21.5minutes without shitting himself.

 

[hshaw]

just the hunger games

 

[GloryDays]

Backwards running.

Yes! Haha.

I'd be interested to see the 5000M hurdles.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

pogostick darts, shooting, archery.

shot or throw has to be taken in mid-air, otherwise score doesn't count.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Do what Top Gear did several years ago - Car Darts.

Fire cars (made from the competitors country is possible) into a massive target. The Bullseye in the middle can be a caravan and you get extra points if you hit it - shame this couldnt of been done in 2012, would of made all our friends in Croydon a bit homeless.

 

[looney]

Puppy catapulting and kitten stomping.

Come to think of it curb stomping using Palace fans would be worth watching.

 

[Nibble]

Old Vs New. One team uses sports equipment from 21st century, other team uses equipment from yesteryear. Any sport could be included. And ladies naked 40000 metres track walking.

 

[warmleyseagull]

Weasel down the trousers, I mean it is a recognised event in cloth cap land..

 

[Questions]

I was the best in my primary school at giving Chinese burns to people.
I wouldn,t mind seeing that introduced into the Olympics.