What Olympic sport would you invent?

[Return of the Rev]

Mine would consist of teams of ten having to ride the London underground dressed as badgers on meeting another countries team of badgers they would have to pull off as many detachable tails as they could. Once your tail had been removed you would be out the competition. After 12 hours of competition you would have to deliver the tails to Paul Raymonds review bar.The team who brings in the most wins! Whats your new sport?

 

[countryman]

Bicycle darts. It is closest to the bull but you have to do it whilst riding towards the board on a bicycle at at least 10 mph. I have tried bicycle darts and it is surprisingly difficult.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Memo to Jacques Rogge:

Great idea for a new Olympic sport, to take place mainly in the county of Norfolk. To be called 'Norfolk Nights', a five-day orienteering-based contest between international teams of four that have to make their way from Newmarket to Norwich on a diet of exclusively road-kill and pond water. If the BBC won't show it, we'll take it to Sky.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Memo to Jacques Rogge:

Great idea for a new Olympic sport, to take place mainly in the county of Norfolk. To be called 'Norfolk Nights', a five-day orienteering-based contest between international teams of four that have to make their way from Newmarket to Norwich on a diet of exclusively road-kill and pond water. If the BBC won't show it, we'll take it to Sky.

Monkey Tennis?

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHIb7fYxH0U&feature=related

 

[Lady Gull]

Pub Golf!!

 

[Worthingite]

not so much invented but I would love to see Barrel jumping re-introduced. I could do that.

 

[Czechmate]

Bicycle darts. It is closest to the bull but you have to do it whilst riding towards the board on a bicycle at at least 10 mph. I have tried bicycle darts and it is surprisingly difficult.

And probably expensive on tyres too !

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Bicycle darts. It is closest to the bull but you have to do it whilst riding towards the board on a bicycle at at least 10 mph. I have tried bicycle darts and it is surprisingly difficult.

Surely this should be riding towards an angry bull who has a dart board hanging from his nose ring!!

 

[pasty]

Internet message board moaning and whinging. Just enter NSC as Team GB and we'd walk to Gold

 

[hitony]

Female tree climbing, tennis style mini skirts to be the attire, for ease of movement and climbing purposes of course........

 

[GingerBeerMan]

A large ditch, say about 50m length. Fill it with deep water and the winner is the one who traverses the ditch from one side to the other (while in the water). More lengths could be added as desired.

 

[pipkin112]

Space hopper olympics, the sports stay the same, but they must be done riding a space hopper.

 

[Everest]

Female tree climbing, tennis style mini skirts to be the attire, for ease of movement and climbing purposes of course........

Can you tell male and female trees apart?

 

[Lady Gull]

Can you tell male and female trees apart?

OMG I have this image now in my mind of NSC guys running round Buckingham Park in tennis skirts climbing up trees - time for another glass of wine I think

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Something stupid like Handball probably.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Men's Backpedalling Event. Step forward Conservative MP Aidan Burley.

 

[bhafc99]

Backwards running.

British Bulldog.

 

[Rock Lobster]

Stuck in the mud

 

[Czechmate]

The modern day Triathlon

1) Swmming the channel
2) Riding the system
3) Running up the benefits

Probably not , the Eastern Europeans will be too good for this sport !