What items of clothing should be outlawed?

[Skidmarks]

kwilts

 

[Icy Gull]

Frayed straw hats unless at a festival.

or live on a plantation

 

[CHAPPERS]

or live on a plantation

Or you're the man from Del Monte.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

skinny jeans/massive trainers combo


IT JUST DOESN'T GO

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Those 3/4 length trousers that fat blokes wear, with gleaming white trainers and normally a chelsea or Tottenham football shirt.

hideous

 

[pasty]

Leggings. Ladies, please get the message. THEY DO NOT LOOK GOOD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

 

[footychick]

nah, i reckon you can away with it if its a COOL team

like brazil or barca or even my newest edition- HOLLAND AWAY

not england shirts though, or, like man u or something

(edit- preferably a couple or years old)

I don't agree, I wear my Brighton shirt out and about - sometimes.

 

[footychick]

Leggings. Ladies, please get the message. THEY DO NOT LOOK GOOD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Not even on her

 

[dylan_bha]

Bullet proof hoodie

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Not even on her

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No FC... no... not even on you

 

[tinx]

baseball caps worn any way other than how they were designed to be worn

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Skinny ties unless worn with a SUIT like The Specials did and that.

white plimsols

POOR Wilko thats his whole wardrobe!!!

 

[Wilko]

POOR Wilko thats his whole wardrobe!!!

Exactly wwhat I was thinking

Re Max's first post I am actually wearing ripped diesel jeans and an A&F top with a stiched number 3 on the breast too

 

[CHAPPERS]

Exactly wwhat I was thinking

Re Max's first post I am actually wearing ripped diesel jeans and an A&F top with a stiched number 3 on the breast too

If i was near you I'd punch you in the face.

Hard.

 

[Monkster]

Not an item of clothing but a clothing COMBO.....

Double demin, or even worse triple denim (jeans, jacket & shirt)

WRONGCENTRAL

 

[Jahooli]

Those f***ing "hey look at me I'm whacky" hats with red and black spikes that sort of look like jester's hats.
They're awful at any time but especially SHITE when attending festivals.

Next time I'm taking my shears.

If you wear or have ever worn one you don't deserve a head you f***ing bellend.

 

[Gully]

baseball caps worn any way other than how they were designed to be worn

..beat me to it with the item, but I would say at all.

 

[Superphil]

Those baseball caps that some wear that come down over the ears, with a gold medal on the peak

 

[Peteinblack]

Polyester or nylon tracksuits - so chavish
baseball caps - ditto

Novelty socks or ties (pictures of Donald Duck or such like) on middle-aged businessmen.

Boulder-washed denim.

stilletoes - why do women think they look glamorous or sophisticated tottering along in heels; they just look totally dumb.

Big 'designer' sunglasses that look like TV screens on the face- oh, do I look like Paris Hilton or Posh Spice? - "Yes, you do: too much money, but no taste, so f*** off, bimbo"

 

[Wilko]

If i was near you I'd punch you in the face.

Hard.

Heh listen, I have PULLED bints left right and centre this year with my skinny ties and dirty white plimsoles. BORAT would agree with that, he BLUDDY loves his white plimmys and that