What items of clothing should be outlawed?

[Wilko]

IN

* Skinny ties (in winter)
* Dirty white plimsoles
* A wickerrrd cardi
* Anything from all saints


OUT:

* Black shoes with a silver buckle
* Tracksuit bottoms if you are not doing sports
* Massive oversized untucked white shirts in west street
* White boys trying to act black
* Gold sovs & chains

 

[Gully]

Novelty socks or ties (pictures of Donald Duck or such like) on middle-aged businessmen.

Why is it that someone always wears one to the works Xmas bash thinking that they are being both funny and original...when in reality, they are neither!

 

[Old Greg]

skinny jeans on men and larger ladies

I would only agree with that if they are worn way too low.

Also reebok classics or them lacoste chavers shoes. boo!

 

[Monkster]

I LOVE JESUS belts

 

[Simster]

Anything with BENCH written on it. Especially across the arse.
Crystal Palace shirts
Pointy leather "Italian style" shoes with suits. Poncey pile of wank.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Anything with BENCH written on it. Especially across the arse.
QUOTE]

I'd go so far as to say Anything with a logo larger than 2cm in diameter.

 

[maffew]

dungarees

I'm wearing some dungarees to an acid house reunion flash mob

strictly a one off though they should be banned

 

[CHAPPERS]

Anything with BENCH written on it. Especially across the arse.
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I own these, does that count?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

knickers, hats and slippers

 

[Cian]

Anything with BENCH written on it. Especially across the arse.

Is it allowed if its small? The economy of Banbridge will be in peril if I stop buying a stupid proportion of my clothes in the outlet store there...

 

[Jahooli]

Jeans worn halfway down or under the buttocks.
The older the wearer the more incongruous...still think you're fourteen?

 

[severnside gull]

bras on a sunny day - thus allowing me to indulge my imagination to the full

 

[strings]

Chicken fillets for the ladies - surely they must count as false advertising or something?

 

[Gully]

knickers, hats and slippers

Would that be individually or all together?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Unironed tank tops ??

 

[Old Greg]

or just tank tops

 

[Nibble]

Brand new, pristine "vintage" band T-shirts. ie Led Zeppelin T-shirts that have tour dates, worn by 13 year olds that was clearly bought at Rag Freak yesterday.

 

[Superphil]

Brand new, pristine "vintage" band T-shirts. ie Led Zeppelin T-shirts that have tour dates, worn by 13 year olds that was clearly bought at Rag Freak yesterday.

What about pristine Led Zep one-off show shirts bought in December 2007?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Jeans worn halfway down or under the buttocks.
The older the wearer the more incongruous...still think you're fourteen?

Especially if you're wearing white Calvins with a skid mark down the back.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

What about pristine Led Zep one-off show shirts bought in December 2007?

Not cool I'm afraid. Would've looked GREAT if you'd worn one a couple of years before the gig though..

Has anybody mentioned SHELL SUITS yet??