What is your favourite term for MASTURBATING?

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Following on from The Northstander's thread

Mine

Wanking (my blues away)
Jacking Off/Jerking Off
Whacking Off

 

[Seagull73]

Knock one out

 

[Trigger]

Rubbing one out.

 

[Trigger]

Strumming.

 

[bathseagull]

Crack one off

 

[Braders]

WANKING



what?

 

[berkshire seagull]

BIG FAT TUG

Or gotta have a shoot

 

[Hiney]

Having a TB

(Tension Breaker)

 

[chez]

Bashing the bishop and for the end product it has to be "lobbing ropes"!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Buffing the vampire slayer

 

[the full harris]

tickling ya length.

 

[fatboy]

What is masturbating?

 

[Safeway]

NSC's really going downhill these days.

 

[Jambo Seagull]

shaking hot coconuts off the veiny palm tree ((c) League of Gentlemen)

 

[Locky]

Spanking the Monkey

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Choking Yer Chicken!

Slapping yer granny!

Spankin yer plank!

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Oh and for the women:-

Flickin yer prawn!

 

[DAVEYBOY]

Burping the Worm

 

[B.M.F]

making love to mrs palm and her five lovely daughters or tommy tank.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

milking the cow




pardon?