What is your favourite term for MASTURBATING?

[Cheeky Monkey]

Hand Shandy

 

[sullyupthewing]

Having an Ernest.

 

[chez]

Having an Ernest.

 

[B.M.F]

Having an Ernest.

can be used by both men and women. as birds like to play with their C U next tuesdays although most of them deny it

 

[mofo]

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

 

[Rangdo]

Tommy Tank

 

[graz126]

wanking

 

[smudge]

Have a nifty fifty!

To thrap.

Have a 5 knuckle shuffle.

 

[NMH]

pulling the plonker.

A mate (rip Kev) used to call it
"throttling the gander" which was quite amusing - close to 'choking the chicken' which is a more common version.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Making the bald man cry.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Badgering the witness

 

[SK1NT]

wrestling with the one eyed trouser snake

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Staging the 6 inch Olympics

 

[smudge]

Or in my case, the 8 inch!

 

[SK1NT]

or in my case 10 inch, yea right

 

[Soul Finger]

Bashing one out

Palmofthe Handerson

Cleaning the pipes

Getting rid of your dirty dish water

 

[Easy 10]

Firing one off from the pump-action yoghurt gun

 

[zefarelly]

feeding the ducks

a quick on off the wrist


my fave chat up line, well, the funniest Ive ever heard and never used . . . . . pehaps you'd let me hose your ovaries with my purple headed womb ferret

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Flogging the horse,
emptying the nuts,
Purging the surge worm.
One for the ladies,counting fivers.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Polishing the family jewels
Charming the one-eyed trousersnake