Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Opening the batting for me is cucumber.
Horrible, disgusting watery taste, even the SMELL of it makes me want to spew violently. And it taints EVERYTHING it comes into contact with. I made the schoolboy error of buying a tuna and cucumber sandwich at a service station once (as there was basically stuff-all else there to choose from). I reasoned that I could quite easily pick the cucumber out and consume the remainder of the sandwich relatively unmolested, in a gastronomic sense. BIG mistake. After one bite, all I could taste was that sickly "almost-a-flavour-but-not-quite" kind of cucumbery taste, and needless to say, the entire sandwich was scattered across the middle lane of the M40 immediately afterwards.
The woman next to me at work had cucumber in her salad at lunchtime yesterday, and the aircon in the office just seemed to be circulating its vile STENCH, so I left the building for 20 minutes and bougth a packet of TUC biscuits and a Times, just to get out of there for a while.
Cucumber is EVIL
Horrible, disgusting watery taste, even the SMELL of it makes me want to spew violently. And it taints EVERYTHING it comes into contact with. I made the schoolboy error of buying a tuna and cucumber sandwich at a service station once (as there was basically stuff-all else there to choose from). I reasoned that I could quite easily pick the cucumber out and consume the remainder of the sandwich relatively unmolested, in a gastronomic sense. BIG mistake. After one bite, all I could taste was that sickly "almost-a-flavour-but-not-quite" kind of cucumbery taste, and needless to say, the entire sandwich was scattered across the middle lane of the M40 immediately afterwards.
The woman next to me at work had cucumber in her salad at lunchtime yesterday, and the aircon in the office just seemed to be circulating its vile STENCH, so I left the building for 20 minutes and bougth a packet of TUC biscuits and a Times, just to get out of there for a while.
Cucumber is EVIL