What don't you like?

[Clothes Peg]

Why are you going to Withdean on Sat then?

Not sure. Can you suggest any good reasons why I should even bother anymore?

 

[The Large One]

I don't like employment agencies.

 

[bhafc99]

The beardy twat who stands on Platform 2 at Linlithgow every morning when I'm waiting for the 07:49 to Glasgow SMOKING A f***ing CIGAR AND BLOWING HIS SHITTY STINKY SMOKE OVER EVERYONE.

 

[lost in london]

Anyone touching my sides.

Being hungry.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't like my knees being squeezed. Even by me.

 

[mr sheen]

HR. Useless *****. And Employment Tribunals

 

[magoo]

people who slow down to 30 for a speed camera when it's in a 40

 

[footychick]

People who drive at 40 mph everywhere whatever the speed limit is.

 

[Elder for England]

A lot of things!

 

[Scotty Mac]

A lot of things!

not me i hope

 

[Nibble]

The beardy twat who stands on Platform 2 at Linlithgow every morning when I'm waiting for the 07:49 to Glasgow SMOKING A f***ing CIGAR AND BLOWING HIS SHITTY STINKY SMOKE OVER EVERYONE.

Ask him to put it out. It's illegal now and if he refuses, next day have a bottle of water handy and without a word douse the end of his smoking turd in cool H2O

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Birds having smelly periods, yuk

Birds who spit on your cock when noshing you off - WHY? It's not sexy. At all.

Birds who say "oooh no, ooh don't cum on me that's icky". Christ it's just a bit of population paste.

My arse beard and the tangle berries I get, and having to cut them off with a pair of nail scissors.

My anus being inside out and my stupid GP who told me to push it back in myself. Yeah reet.

 

[Elder for England]

not me i hope

 

[rospants]

pepole who stand right in front of the ticket barrier on the london underground searching though their bag for their ticket holding everyone up, MOVE THE f*** OVER OR HAVE IT READY!!

 

[Skaville]

I don't like cucumber.
If I buy a sandwich without knowing there is cucumber in it (which has happened in the past with tuna), then I throw the whole thing away. Removing the cucumber is not enough, because its mere presence actually taints the whole sandwich and leaves it tasting of nothing but cucumber.

Which is vile.

Are you my long lost brother?

I don't like people that question my dislike of cucumber by saying "but cucumber doesn't taste of anything". It does, it tastes of cucumber and it's disgusting.

 

[rospants]

Are you my long lost brother?

I don't like people that question my dislike of cucumber by saying "but cucumber doesn't taste of anything". It does, it tastes of cucumber and it's disgusting.

my boyfriend hates cucumber as well, and whats the point of eating stuff if it doesnt tates of anything??

 

[fragglegull]

Clowns.........i mean wtf?? why anyone would wish to do that for a living is beyond me quite frankly, very disburbing and scary and about as child friendly as an hour in ian huntleys paddling pool!!

c--ts!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Buses (with the odd exception).
People that stop still in the street without a moments notice, including drifters.
Over friendly people.
American Republicans.
Parents who have no intention of controlling their screaming kids.
Screaming kids.
People that amble into the cycle lanes on the seafront.
Valerie Paynter (Of SaveHove).
People that moan about traffic jams, who (along with others) are actually the root cause of the traffic jam.
Big Brother and those that believe they are destined to be famous.
Full fat milk.
Quiche.

 

[Easy 10]

Are you my long lost brother?

I don't like people that question my dislike of cucumber by saying "but cucumber doesn't taste of anything". It does, it tastes of cucumber and it's disgusting.

I think I must be. I don't know anyone else who shares my violent aversion to this watery green MENACE that lurks amongst salads and sandwiches, just waiting to make me retch.

Even the SMELL of it turns my stomach.

 

[rospants]

bananas, the look, the smell and the taste make me feel sick