What did the Italians say to Zidane? - OFFICIAL THREAD

[Man of Harveys]

"Your mam's a whoor"? "Terrorist"? "Pig fucker"? "Cheesydick"?

What was said? Let's get it all in one NSC official thread.

Incidentally, I typed Zidane's name into Wikipedia about 20 mins after the game, only to see the definitive encyclopedia website refer to Materazzi as "a proven homosexual". They prevented editing the ZZ entry soon after...

 

[Lammy]

"I bet you €1,000,000 you won't head butt my chest!"

 

[Commander]

"Get lost you big bald fool".

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

"Yer Muma was a snow-blower"
copyright Johnny Five (Short Circuit)

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"

 

[Captain Pugwash]

'your mamma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move outa the way'

 

[The Large One]

'Who has got more Zs in their name? Boof! Alright, alright, don't get angry just because you don't know the answer...'

 

[aftershavedave]

apparently it was an old skool nipple twist that caused all the problems

 

[Gritt23]

"f*** me, you lot do all smell of garlic."

 

[Lammy]

apparently it was an old skool nipple twist that caused all the problems

I heard that Zidane had a nipple ring on and he tugged it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

apparently it was an old skool nipple twist that caused all the problems

Good, I think the world cup was disappointingly short of school playground-themed fighting - it needed more "wedgies", more chinese burns and more "posting". Bloody FIFA/Blatter/Germans etc.

 

[surrey jim]

Easy, if you pause the match at the right point you will see a fly land on his shirt. Zidane was just trying to kill it.

 

[El Dude Brother]

"Hawk the Slayer was rubbish."

 

[CHAPPERS]

''Hey ZZ you are a f***ing CHISLA maaaaaaate. Hahaha yes you smell like a BIN.''

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

There was a funny on eon the radio this morning.

Materazzi taunted Zidane with "Impressionism is not Art"

 

[Scoffers]

Whatever he said, it worked a treat!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I'm gonna blow your top, ZZ

 

[Seagulltonian]

Whatever he said, it worked a treat!

"Hey, let an Italian win the Golden Ball, and I get you a nice job at Juve as Player/Manager, backhanders included "

 

[London Calling]

"YOU ARE PASSED IT OLD MAN"

"Your whore of a wife ate my pasta last night............................she wanted extra meat balls "

"Yu have coucous on your chin, I wipe it off"

 

[Gwylan]

"Dumass, big-faced bastard"